The Laughing King Retreat Honeymoon Island Cottage

Honeymoon Island Cottage is an adults-only lodging experience like no other. You and your guest will stay in a charming tiny farmhouse that is located just steps from the Chesapeake Bay on a USDA certified organic farm. Enjoy access to a private saltwater pool, private beach, Chesapeake Bay water access for boating, swimming, paddleboarding, fishing or just soaking, dig for clams, collect wild oysters, or just sit and marvel at the beauty. We look forward to welcoming you. The space Your private waterfront cottage features a custom built shower that is designed to delight and inspire. It has two shower heads with outstanding pressure that are fed by a tankless hot water heater that delivers the utmost in cottage showering experience coupled with super soft towels and all the amenities you would expect at a 5-star resort. Your custom built king size bed features ridiculously soft plush bedding and pillows and is suspended from the loft ceiling by repurposed help rope that was used for ships rigging in its past life. French doors open onto a private deck overlooking the grounds, pool, and the mighty Chesapeake. Your suite has its own private refrigerator. You will also have full access to a full gourmet kitchen, two furnished screened porches, a large front porch with comfortable rocking chairs, a library, game room with a pool table, fire pit, waterfront gazebo, dry sauna, giant poolside palapa and much more. The cottage has been featured in several short films, music videos, as well as national advertising campaigns. Guest access You will also have full access to a full gourmet kitchen, two furnished screened porches, a large front porch with comfortable rocking chairs, a library, game room with a pool table, fire pit, waterfront gazebo, dry sauna, giant poolside palapa and much more.