Quirky cottage in quiet village

Fen Cottage is a 300 year old house cobbled together from two workers' cottages. Well OK, it's now got underfloor heating and the oil-fired Rayburn (mini-AGA) will keep you cosy in the kitchen (cooking with it will drive you mad). 38 Mbps broadband and WiFi allows a Sonos sound system to play differently everywhere but the second floor bedrooms. The space There's a shower-room with a 'monsoon' head, and a bathroom with a five-foot bath but they're both on the ground floor, one or two twisty stairs away from the bedrooms. Not for the elderly or inebriated and tricky for infants. Anglian Water are excellent but we filter the drinking water anyway and the rest of it is softened.There's two rooms with double beds and two singles for the kids in the attic. These could be together as a double but the attic is a headbanger for adults. You have to watch a few of the doorways in the rest of the place. People must have been shorter in the 1700's. And there's a sofa bed for 2 visitors. Both the conservatory and the attic are light, airy spaces ideal for work, reading etc. (There are books everywhere that you are welcome to read.) For the cooks, there is a pantry. The patio is covered in plants and the cover of the well supports a round table opposite the bbq that seats 12. There's one acre of garden guarded on 3 sides by the farmland of the Bacon Estate. It's a gardener's garden with weeds, 30+ species roses and secret paths for kids to chase each other round. The drive can take four cars without double parking.