Surf & Sleep 彡 Where Barefoot Is the Dress Code 彡

Romantic Jungle Hideout for Two: Perfect for couples. Not perfect for group therapy. ⍨ 40m² love in a lush 1,000m² shared garden ⍨ 12×4m pool — big enough to float your feelings ➤ AC bedroom & stone bathroom (very "tropical chic") ➤ Kitchenette — yes to coffee, no to cooking shows ➤ Private terrace with 180° garden view ➤7:30–10am breakfast is served ➤ Wi-Fi: fast enough ➤ Cat-friendly zone, geckos come uninvited ➤ Scooter rental: required unless you’re into extreme walking The space ⇝ Welcome to Balangan’s chill zone ⇜ Locals-only area, white sand, surf-worthy waves & countryside vibes — minus the tourist circus. ------ Shops & restaurants? 5 min away. Peace & quiet? Right outside your door (unless the neighbor’s rooster has opinions). ------ ⋙ 3 things you'll LOVE: ⋘ ✔ Sparkling SHARED pool (Insta-approved) ✔ 7 beaches in scooter distance (yes, 7!) ✔ Our new resto – like grandma’s food, but trendier ------ ⋙ 2 things you might NOT love: ⋘ ✘ 11am checkout (we’re sad too) ✘ Roosters & dogs = your natural alarm clock ------ Daily life at the villa: ≋ Eco cleaning stuff = happy karma ≋ Sheets & towels = fresh every 4 days ≋ Pool & garden cleaned daily (except Monday - trees rest too) ≋ Daily cleaning (except Sunday - we need a nap too) ≋ Prefer quiet? We vanish like cleaning ninjas ≋ Staff here 9am–4pm. After that, it's just you & the geckos ------ 🐾 Bonus Feature: Resident cats Amber, Coco or Ocean may grace you with attention. Or not. They’re cats. Deal with it. 🐾 ✨Come for the chill. Stay for the sarcasm. Leave with tan lines and memories. See you in the paradise — Bali Mynah Villas 🌴🧇 Guest access 🏖 Welcome to your personal slice of tropical chaos! Bungalow? Check. Pool? Check. Garden? Double check. 🍳 Breakfast included (because we like you), other meals optional (but highly recommended). 🐱 Beware: cats might demand pets or ignore you completely — they run the place. 🥂 Do as you please… within reason. Wi-Fi and sunshine included. Other things to note ❣❣❣ DO NOT BOOK US IF... ❣❣❣ (A friendly warning, lovingly marinated in sarcasm and sunshine) ----- 1. You scream at bugs. Welcome to Bali, where the geckos do yoga on your ceiling and ants form secret societies. Yes, frogs may sing moist lullabies at 2AM — it’s their mating season, not ours. Our pool is clean but chlorine-light (sorry frogs, not sorry). We relocate them. They come back. We respect their hustle. 👉 Please don’t ask us to murder innocent tropical wildlife. They were here first. ----- 2. You’re allergic to barking. Every home here comes with a free dog. It’s a village perk. They bark. At you, at scooters, at nothing. They protect. They judge. They’re also 98% noise, 2% cuddles. No one’s been bitten… unless you count love bites from Bali sunsets. ----- 3. You can’t or won’t ride a scooter. We’re near beaches, not boutiques. Closest beach = 7 min on scooter. Without one, you’ll be left bonding with chickens and warungs. Uber? Not here. But GOJEK & GRAB are your new besties. ----- 👉 If any of these make you sweat — no worries, we’re not offended. Better to swipe left now than leave a moody review later. We like honesty. And peace. And frogs. BUT IF YOU’RE... Cool with critters, confident on two wheels, and down for a little Bali chaos — welcome. We’ll do our best to make your stay weirdly wonderful. ----- EXTRAS for the Fancy Life: 🏍 Scooter Rental 🌼 Massages (like, the good kind) 🍲 Homecooked Resto Feasts All for modest fees. Big flavor, small drama. ----- NOTES for the Nerds (aka us): ➽ No 10.5% service fee — we cover it like champs ➽ No deposit — just don’t burn the curtains ➽ 11% tax — sorry, Bali said so ➽ Cleaning Fee = $5–10 → goes directly to our staff because tips are cute in theory, rare in practice ----- Still here? Book us. You’re clearly the adventurous, frog-tolerant kind we love. 🌴