1. SEE if the unit FITS YOU: This is NOT a hotel; cleaning is DIY. The UPSCALE unit has RELATIVELY LOW RATE; be COMMITTED to keep and return it CLEAN and use UTILITIES responsibly, as if it is YOUR HOME. Otherwise: fee of $250. 2. NO PETS. CONTACT ME in case of "SERVICE PET'. 3. 1 private space (not reserved) + plenty street parking. 4. W/D - 1 free weekly; $6 for each additional load. 5. Instant Booking? Must have previous 5 reviews of 5*. The space Downtown Mechanicsburg is a desirable location due to safety, vintage look, and art / dine / wine places. Your unit is as private as a hotel room; no shares; no need to smile or sit with other strangers. THERE IS NO KITCHEN ACCESS AND NO COOKING IS ALLOWED. There is a microwave, toaster and small fridge. Plenty street parking if the 1 private space is taken by another guest. 5-15 minutes to the Navy base (depends on the gate), 20 to Capitol, 25-30 to Hershey, 45-50 to Gettysburg / Lancaster. Arrival: 4-6pm, or other arrangement, if I'm available, as agreed in advance. Departure: no later than 11am. Driving time: nearby hospitals and Capitol complex: 15 - 20 mnts and 30 mnts to Hershey Medical or Hershey Park. The house yard, parking space, and entry area are camera monitored 24/7. Guest access House code will be given upon arrival. The entire unit is only yours; no shares. Other things to note RESTRICTIONS: Who CAN NOT FIT TO THIS UNIT: Due to the unit size/structure, bathroom design, type of furniture, and safety issues, as well as excessive wear and tear liability, the unit WOULD NOT FIT LARGE FRAME PERSONS / ANYONE ABOVE 200 lbs. HOUSE RULES: 1. You will get the door code + Internet code + a tour of your unit with the "DOs" and the "DONTs" - upon arrival. Communication with me: 8am to 8pm on any topic; 8pm to 8am only on EMERGENCY topics, and via phone only. 8pm to 8am is 'QUIET TIME ZONE': no W/D, no unusual noise, no large boxes/luggage moving up or down. 2. Guests do NOT pay a cleaning fee ONLY IF they keep, and return, the unit clean; $200 will be deducted from your Airbnb account otherwise. 3. Our relatively low rates depend on your help to maintain it, and return it clean and conserve energy and utilities: use water responsibly; report leaks immediately. 4. You are a guest and ARE NOT allowed to bring your guests or visitors (others who are not on the reservation list) unless specifically permitted in writing, in advance. 5. House rules follow PA Tenement, Lodging, and Boarding Houses Act. No smoking, vaping, candles, any open fire or storing any flammable material. No use or storing illegal drugs, or excessive drinking. No partying is allowed. DO NOT add small appliances without prior approval. 6. We apply pest control and disinfect as per CDC guidelines. Way before the Corona era, the spread of bedbugs was, and remains a major issue. Due to our tight pesticide procedures, WE HAVE NOT HAD BED-BUGS EVER IN OUR PLACES. You, as a guest, must assure that your belongings are not infected. You agree to let us enter your unit, once notified about maintenance and pest control procedures. 7. The house has multiple steps/stairs; it is not suitable for a person with mobility impairment. 8. You are a temporary guest; cannot use the house address as your primary residence and cannot receive official mail and use the house to obtain driver's license or car registration. ASK ME ABOUT RECEIVING MAIL AND PACKAGES. 9. Any violation may terminate your stay, without a refund. We are committed to offering our Super Host service to Super Guests only! Joe and Maria