*NO SMOKING/VAPING ANYWHERE ON THE PROPERTY - Secluded in large live oaks, cedar elms & Tx mountain laurels, our 1100 sq ft rural guest home with swimming pool on 90 acres is centrally located to San Antonio & New Braunfels. Guests may see deer, roadrunners, hummingbirds, cows, etc. You have undisturbed use of the unheated pool (8am-9pm). Because of the nature of the property, NO-ONE UNDER 15 years old on site. *NO people other than the guests LISTED on the booking are allowed on premises. You will drive thru 2 gates to a private parking area. The cottage has a private bedroom, a full kitchen with full size refrigerator, stove, microwave, and a large island. There is a large living room, a dining area, a desk. You will have free wifi and full private access to the cottage and pool. The guest house is behind our residence. Guests must stay at cottage (on porch,) on pathway to parking lot and on pool deck only. No other pathways, or acreage are for guest use. This is a working farm. We may be installing outdoor security cameras around the pool and exterior of the homes. None will be pointed at or on the interior of the cottage. Only inflatables and pool noodles allowed in the pool please. We are a married couple (25+ years) in our early 50s (no kids at home) who will be available for you throughout your stay. The guest house is behind our residence. We are happy to give advice or help with making reservations to concerts or restaurants, river activities like "toobing", or other recreational ventures. 5 miles from Interstate 35 7 miles from Snake Farm Zoo and Animal World 8 miles from Northcliffe Golf Club 11 miles from Schlitterbahn Water Park/Comal River and the Tube Chute 11 miles from The Bandit Golf Club 16 miles from Natural Bridge Caverns & Wildlife Ranch 30 miles from Majestic Theater in downtown San Antonio 37 miles from Six Flags Fiesta Texas 41 miles from Sea World San Antonio 31 miles to the Riverwalk downtown San Antonio 22 miles to Tanger/Premium Outlet Mall in San Marcos You will be in a wooded country setting. You might hear the song of a chuck will's widow (similar to a whippoorwill), the tapping of a woodpecker, other songbirds, crickets, cicadas, katydids, and maybe even hear the howl of a coyote.