24/7 Nordic bath, pool table, foosball table

Hello 🙋 Welcome! Are you looking for a large, unique house where you can gather with family and friends for a convivial time together? Look no further. You've come to the right place! Perfect for recharging your batteries, focused on leisure and relaxation: hot tub, swimming pool, billiards, foosball, Pac-Man arcade game, trampoline, board games, outdoor games, punch fountain... The space Booking implies reading and accepting all the terms of the listing. ‼️ VERY IMPORTANT ‼️ Before reading on, you must agree to the following: As of November 20, 2026, Airbnb's policy will change to encourage guests to no longer respect the properties they rent. You will no longer be required to clean the property before leaving: you will be able to leave dirty dishes and the property dirty and untidy. As the owner, we will no longer have the right to require you to clean. ❌ STOP ❌ If you agree and that's what you're looking for, there's no need to read any further. You won't be welcome at our place... 🤷🙋 With us, it's the old values of Airbnb and France... : RESPECT! We entrust you with OUR house, the only one, the one that is home to our 3 young children. Not one of 15 other properties that is occupied only by tenants with a cleaning service. I prepare the house for you. WE welcome you in person at our home, we show you around, we get to know each other by chatting a bit, we build a rapport, we answer your questions, and we make sure you don't want for anything during your stay. We ask that the house be returned to us in the same clean and tidy condition as when you arrived: dishes washed and put away, trash sorted according to the signs on site, floor vacuumed and mopped (if there are stains), tables and surfaces wiped, dirty towels collected, etc. If our terms are acceptable to you, here is the PROCEDURE for booking: - You won't be able to book directly, as Airbnb blocks requests. - In addition, we want to get to know you by speaking with you before entrusting you with our house. Please contact me directly by phone (see information in the "Additional photos" section). - We will then determine the rate for your stay based on your options. - Then you will book your stay on Airbnb (no direct bookings). ---------------------------------------------- In our house, you will find: On the ground floor: - 🛋️ 1 large living room with a 10-seater corner sectional sofa, 🎱 1 pool table, 📺 1 TV with Amazon Firestick (Netflix, Prime Video, Disney+, Canal+, Deezer subscriptions), 🍻 1 bar - 🍳 1 fully equipped open kitchen with a bar overlooking the dining room - 🪑 1 large table in the dining room with 20 seats - 🚽 A separate toilet with a sink - 1 Bluetooth speaker, lighting effects (disco ball, black light, strobe light, lasers, etc.), 2 microphones and an amplifier, for a successful party. Upstairs: - 🛏️ 4 bedrooms, including 1 divided into 2 by a blackout curtain, with 7 beds measuring 140x190 cm - 🛋️ 1 sofa bed (140 x 190 cm) in a living room - 🛁 2 shower rooms with toilets 🚽 - 1 games room with ⚽ foosball table and 🕹️ Pac-Man arcade machine In the garden, there are: - 🏊 An indoor covered pool measuring 24 m² and 1 m deep, with solar panel heating, in a room that can be locked with a padlock. Accessible from April to September, but the water temperature depends on the weather. - 🚿 A 3rd shower with cold water near the pool - 🫧 A Nordic bath: a cylindrical wooden bath that can accommodate 6 people seated, with water heated by a wood fire, accessible year-round (wood provided). - a 4x9 m pétanque court (French boules) - Tables, chairs and benches for your meals (20 seats) - A griddle (no barbecue) - Garden furniture consisting of a coffee table, a 3-seater sofa, 2 2-seater sofas and 2 armchairs. - deckchairs - a porch swing - a trampoline 4.60 meters in diameter - 🛝 1 slide for children aged 3–8 - A playhouse for children ages 2 to 8 For your little ones, you will find a 120x60 cm crib, a high chair, a potty, plastic dishes, a claw-foot bathtub, and toys. For older children, there are board games and outdoor games (Mölkky, skittles, giant games, etc.). Guest access During your stay with us, we will be available by phone for any requests for information or any need for help. We will be staying nearby in the village. We will welcome you in person for check-in, but we may not be there for check-out. You will therefore need to follow the instructions in the House Rules before your departure. @petit.paradis.a.la.campagne During your stay, you will have access to the entire house and its outdoor areas, except for the garage and the walk-in closet. The closets, drawers, etc. contain our personal belongings, and you will not have access to them. Other things to note - 70% off the 2nd night - Rentals on weekdays must include a Friday and a Saturday night. - The house is not safe for young children. - Minors remain under the responsibility of their parents at all times. - The rate is for a 24-hour rental. Depending on our availability, you choose your arrival time. The check-out time will be the same the next day. - If you want to extend, we charge €50/hour. - 🫧 The Nordic bath is accessible all year round, with a surcharge of €200, regardless of the length of the stay. It is disinfected and filled just before your arrival; wood is provided. You will have to heat it yourself (allow 3 hours in winter and 1 hour in summer to reach 38°C). In case of freezing temperatures, we reserve the right to cancel the Nordic bath service. - 6 people max in the Nordic hot tub - Do not fill the pool or the Nordic bath. - Cover the pool and Nordic bath with their covers after use. - 🛏️ The beds are made upon arrival. Bath towels are provided: 1/person, 70x140 cm. - Our house has a capacity of 18 people, but we limit it to 15 people in order to comply with the law, as it is a residential house and not an ERP (establishment open to the public). - We allow reasonable parties, without excessive noise or alcohol abuse. - Dangerous activities are prohibited (darts, lighting candles, etc.) - The fireplace must not be used. - Furniture must not be moved. - The plancha must not be moved. It must be cleaned after use. - No vehicles should be parked in front of the house or on the street. Vehicles must be parked at Place Bernard Leroux, 200 meters away. - Charging electric vehicles is not allowed. - Nothing other than toilet paper to be flushed in the toilet - There is an outdoor camera in front of the house due to issues with the neighbors regarding non-compliance with parking rules. - A camera in the garden is directed towards the access to the house (staircase), following several burglaries in the area. But it is not viewed during your stay. - There is a motion detector in the house (staircase), which only works when our alarm is activated. It does not work during rentals. - There are also several Alexa devices in the house to play your favorite music with a Deezer subscription. - A civil liability statement will be required. - A security deposit of €1,500 per bank card will be handled by Swikly, with a bank pre-authorization for 30 days, to ensure compliance with our rules. The scale of amounts withheld can be provided upon request. The costs incurred by a deduction from this deposit will be the responsibility of the tenant. - For your information, no invoice will be issued following your stay with us. - Rates are negotiable depending on your options. Thank you. See you soon! P.S.: Justification for the bad reviews: - "The kitchen is too small for 18 people" = Indeed, you won't be able to comfortably fit more than 4 people in the kitchen, but in general, not everyone is there at the same time. The same goes for the toilets! - "The pool is suitable for children but not for adults" = the dimensions are specified above in the listing. The pool measures 6 m x 4 m with a depth of 1 m. Indeed, it's not an Olympic-size pool, but it allows you to cool off. - "The pool is too cold" = It is heated by the sun via solar panels. The water temperature depends on the weather, and we are not on the French Riviera. It rises to 34°C, but depending on the sunshine. - "The rate is too high" = We have taken this comment into account: until December 2025, the rate was €1500/night in the off-season and €1800/night in the busy season, excluding fees. - "The owners are suspicious" = Indeed, we are sometimes more or less confident depending on the groups that come... This is our home, our place of residence; it is not an uninhabited second home. We ask you only one thing when you come to our place: please try to put yourself in our shoes. How would you like to find your home, where your 3 young children live? Thank you... 🙏