Pure Malarkey - Lake-View • Steps to Beach • Pool

Welcome to Pure Malarkey!, a 3-bedroom, 3-bath lake-view cottage on Lake Osoyoos — the warmest lake in the Northwest. Start your day watching the sun rise, coffee in hand, then stroll just steps to the beach to float your worries away. Set on a lush, open green space, this cottage is perfectly positioned for yard games, outdoor activities, and relaxed family fun, all while being moments from the lake, pool, and resort amenities. Managed by Oasis Cottages for a seamless, worry-free stay. The space Why You’ll Love It ✔ Lake views from the veranda ✔ Direct beach access just steps away ✔ Located beside expansive green spaces for games & activities ✔ Resort pool & hot tub (seasonal) ✔ Spacious layout ideal for families & groups ✔ Pickleball, playground, marina & on-site gym ✔ Walk to restaurant & waterfront paths The Space This thoughtfully designed cottage features a bright, open two-story great room with a sectional sofa, comfortable chairs, a large flat-screen TV, and a cozy fireplace — perfect for movie nights or winding down after a day outdoors. The fully equipped kitchen offers generous counter space and is stocked with essential cookware and utensils. Morning coffee is covered with both drip and Nespresso machines. Outside, fire up the Weber gas grill and enjoy patio dining with a lake view while kids and friends enjoy the adjacent green space. Sleeping Arrangements (Sleeps Groups Comfortably) · Primary Bedroom (Main Level): King bed with private ensuite · Second Bedroom (Main Level): Queen bed, steps from full bath, bright windows · Upstairs Loft Bedroom: . Two built-in full beds . Two twin beds . TV, lounge pads, and a private updated bathroom This layout is ideal for multiple families or a group of close friends — and yes, bring the littles. Bathrooms 1. 3 full bathrooms total 2. One with shower & soaking tub 3. Two with walk-in showers Plenty of space to keep mornings smooth and stress-free. Outdoor Living Step into the charm of two inviting verandas: 1. Lake-view veranda — perfect for morning coffee, people watching, and sunsets 2. Dining veranda — ideal for alfresco meals while family and friends play games on the lush green lawn just outside Ceiling fans keep things comfortable during warm summer afternoons, making these spaces perfect for reading, relaxing, and soaking up the lakeside atmosphere. Resort-Style Amenities Guests enjoy access to Veranda Beach amenities, including: · Sandy lake beach & marina · Resort pool & hot tub (seasonal) · Pickleball & basketball courts · Playground & expansive green spaces · Walking & biking trails · On-site gym · The Point Restaurant — marina-view dining & drinks · EV charger for eco-conscious guests · Boat slips available for rent (Pool, restaurant & gift shop are typically open Memorial Day–Labor Day.) Location · Prime Veranda Beach location on Lake Osoyoos · Steps from beach, trails, and open green spaces · 10-minute drive to the Canadian border · Close to wineries, golf, and downtown Osoyoos Managed by Oasis Cottages Oasis Cottages provides professional management, responsive communication, and 24/7 emergency support. Our team is available daily from 8am–6pm, with emergency assistance available after hours. Guest access HOA office check in - key cards, map and rules will be provided. Other things to note We are available to assist you every day during your stay from 8am-6pm for restocking or items out of place/missing. 24/7 emergency support is available for the urgent emergencies. Resort dining, pool and gift shop are open from Memorial day to Labor day unless otherwise advertised.