Retro Royal Retreat

Do not be misled by its humble exterior; enter a 1970s-inspired sanctuary where bold colors, vintage décor, and sumptuous furnishings merge with retro charm to create a truly regal and inviting escape. Nestled in Castle Point, an urban neighborhood of true character it’s not the suburbs! This exquisite retreat is perfect for couples aged 28 and older seeking elegance, comfort, and a touch of nostalgic splendor. Each honored guest is presented with one complimentary glass of non-alcoholic wine. The space 👑 Welcome to the Royal Palace 👑 Greetings, honored guest! We are thrilled to have you at the Royal Palace, where every corner sparkles with charm and every moment invites relaxation. To ensure your stay is magical, please observe the following royal guidelines: 1. Age of Nobility All guests must be 28 years of age or older—our palace is a serene retreat for those of distinguished taste. 2. Arrival and Departure Check-in: 3:30 PM – Your royal chambers will be ready for your grand arrival. Check-out: 11:00 AM – Please depart by this hour so our team may restore the palace to perfection. 3. Respect the Realm Treat the Royal Palace as your own castle. No smoking, no illegal activities, and keep noise to a gentle murmur so all may enjoy the peace of our enchanted halls. 4. House Etiquette Our sanctuary of elegance maintains strict policies: • Unauthorized guests will incur a $200 charge. • Unauthorized pets of any kind will incur a $400 charge. Courtesy, respect, and kindness are expected from all noble visitors. 5. Royal Treats & Marketplace Menu Complimentary Delights Enjoy these gifts from the palace at no extra cost: • Fresh muffins 🧁 • Water 💧 • Aromatic coffee ☕ • Non-alcoholic wine 🍷 – sip, relax, and let your stay feel divine. M Each distinguished guest is graciously offered one complimentary glass of non-alcoholic wine, a token of royal hospitality. Royal Items For Purchase Indulge in these offerings from the palace pantry: • Candy 🍬 • Beverages & sodas 🥤 • Juices 🍹 • Frozen pizzas 🍕 • Microwavable breakfast sandwiches 🥪 • Hot Pockets 🥟 • Wings 🍗 • Noodle bowls 🍜 Treat yourself—because even royalty enjoys a little whimsy! 6. Safety of the Kingdom Lock your doors and windows when leaving, and promptly report any concerns. Our royal staff is devoted to keeping the palace pristine and secure. 7. Follow the Royal Decrees Kindly review all additional instructions posted throughout the palace. These guidelines ensure every guest experiences the wonder, tranquility, and splendor of the Royal Palace. ✨ Thank you for honoring our palace rules. May your stay be enchanting, your rest peaceful, and your memories truly regal! ✨ Guest access The basement is our private space. Enjoy the rest of the home. Other things to note • Check-in & Check-out: Arrive at 3:30 PM, check-out by 11:00 AM—your royal chambers will be ready, so don’t delay your grand entrance or departure! • Age Requirement: All guests must be 28 years or older—a palace fit for those of noble taste. • Guests & Pets: • Unauthorized guests will incur a $200 fee—so only those on the guest list may roam free. • Unauthorized pets of any kind will incur a $400 charge—even furry friends must respect palace large. • House Etiquette: Treat the palace with care, be courteous, and kind, no smoking, loud noises, or mischief you’ll find. • Complimentary Delights: Enjoy muffins, water, coffee, and a single glass of non-alcoholic wine per guest—sip, relax, and let your stay shine. • Royal Items for Purchase: Sweet or savory, hot or cold, for those who crave a royal treat: Candy, beverages, sodas, juices, frozen pizzas, microwavable breakfast sandwiches, Hot Pockets, wings, and noodle bowls. • Safety & Security: Lock doors, secure your treasures, and report any damages immediately to Vivian via Airbnb chat. The palace thrives on care and measures. • Follow the Royal Decrees: Review all posted guidelines to ensure your stay sparkles with magic and ease. • Enjoy Your Stay: Relax, unwind, and let your time at the Royal Palace be enchanting, delightful, and truly divine!k