Tent of Terror @ Farmhouse Fear

We adjoin Withrow Springs State Park and are merely two miles from town. Though said two miles could prove tricky should your tires :::ahem::: somehow deflate overnight. Oh, and that state park, well, we hope you aren’t a novice at climbing cliffs as it is perhaps your only way out should you find yourself in a precarious situation. The space :Weather’s Wrath:::
Should you be lucky enough to survive the highs and lows of sweltering heat, frigid cold, extreme tornadoes, or to not wash away in a flood…. All of which are possible no matter what time of year you dare to visit THEN
You will most certainly experience some or all of the following:

 Venomous snakes
; Crawly Spiders
; Dens of Mice; 
A Cavern of bats ; Stalked by coyotes
; disease infested insects; 
The resident Bobcat of death
; Howling barn cats; 
swarms of wasps; 
Steroid pumped yellowjackets; UFOs
; Haunting Confederates, 
:::And BONUS experiences::: The putrid stench of alpaca spit, dodging steaming piles of cow manure, attack peacocks, roosters that crow at ungodly hours and seemingly every minute in between, the screeching he-haws of the neighbors donkey, pecking hens, biting swine, getting mauled by goats, hunted by resident bald eagles, and all that haunts the night. 

Wilken Farms: 
“I survived” 

Should you be one of the few who survive, you will be endowed the title of “true survivor” as evidenced on your certificate of completion to memorialize your bravado. 

 :::::::In the event that you do not survive, we invite you to haunt our farm with discounted admission to be negotiated upon your untimely departure. ::::::::

 Should you fail to head these warnings—-> The dwelling that awaits you via booking through this site features canvas exterior on a raised deck with adjoining bathroom (compost toilet muck); interior with bedding for four and perhaps a game or two for enjoyment (ouija anyone?). A picnic table, campfire and greenery adorn the tents to fool unsuspecting guests into thinking a peaceful getaway awaits (RIP that is). While the spring fed creek may seem appealing- who knows what creatures hide amidst the cerulean waters….which happens to be only steps from your tent, along with a perhaps too private beach. Other things to note All this is to say…… A picture is worth a thousand words. 😉 We are, in fact, excited to welcome you to our agritourism property- Wilken Creek Farm! Please do not hesitate to reach out with any questions or special requests! More information including alternate dwellings for larger groups is available on site.