Retro-themed two story home with Hot Tub, Pool, Outdoor Movie Setup, Firepit, Game Room & More! Most loved house in the area Play Pac-Man, Skee-Ball & foosball in A/C game room, soak in the cowboy pool, or relax under string lights by firepit. Retro-themed rooms, stocked kitchen, fast Wi-Fi & TVs in bedrooms Perfect for family trips, reunions, birthdays & bachelorettes—small gatherings welcome (no loud parties)👶 Kid-friendly ✅ | 🎬 Retro movie nights! Book fast for ultimate comfort & vibes! The space 🎨 The Funky Casita – Retro Vibes + Family Fun! Welcome to the Funky Casita, your colorful 2-story getaway between San Antonio and New Braunfels—designed with love and built for fun! Perfect for families, groups, and small celebrations (like baby showers, bachelorettes, or birthdays), this Insta-worthy 4BR home sleeps up to 12 guests and is packed with personality. 🛏️ What You’ll Love 🎯 Themed Bedrooms: From ‘70s to ‘90s, each room bursts with retro style—lava lamps, bold murals, and nostalgia everywhere. King & Queen bedrooms have smart TVs. 🎮 Game Room + Theater: A/C game room with Pac-Man, foosball, Skee-Ball, 75” smart TV, and your own movie projector—plus popcorn machine and outdoor movie setup! 🍽️ Howdy Diner + Coffee Nook: Eat in style at the retro diner or sip lattes at the Friends-inspired nook (with bonus foosball). 🔥 Cowboy Pool + Backyard Vibes: Chill in the cowboy pool, grill under the pergola, kick back by the firepit, and snap pics by the mural wall. Patio games and string lights = perfect evening. 🧸 Kid-Friendly Fun: Simba & Nintendo-themed kids’ room, toys, books, and family-focused touches throughout. 🍹 Fully Stocked Kitchen + Bar: Air fryer, baking gear, spices, plus mixology books and a mini-bar setup in the game room. 🪩 Disco-Ready Details: Yes, we have a disco ball—just flip it on and vibe while watching a movie or playing games. 📍 Unbeatable Location (10–30 mins from everything) Comal River – 24 min (floating fun!) San Antonio River Walk – 30 min Natural Bridge Caverns – 23 min Schlitterbahn Waterpark – 26 min Six Flags & Canyon Lake – 30 min Austin – Just 1 hour away! 🍴 Local Dining Faves Garcia’s Mexican – 8 min Kindling Texas Kitchen – 10 min Harmon’s BBQ – 12 min 🚨 Pro Tip: We Book Fast Whether you're floating rivers, exploring caves, or hosting a small gathering, Funky Casita is where memories are made. 🎉 Grab your dates now before they’re gone! Guest access Please note it’s a two story house, and has no bedroom downstairs. The game room is a garage room with ac. You'll have complete access to the property with keyless entry for a smooth, hassle-free check-in. The entire home, backyard, and amenities are yours to enjoy. Other things to note Welcome to The Funky Casita! We’re thrilled to host you! To make sure everyone has a fabulous and safe time, here are a few house rules (please read carefully): No smoking indoors (tobacco or cannabis) — we love our fresh vibes! Violations carry a hefty $2,500 fee. No surprise parties or events — let’s keep it chill. Unauthorized gatherings will incur a $2,000 fine (city rules!). Max guest count: 12 — every extra overnight guest adds a $200 fee. Plan your crew ahead! Quiet hours: 9 PM – 8 AM — let’s keep the good vibes going while keeping neighbors happy. Early check-in? Yes, please! Just $50 (when available) — let us know in advance. Firepit fun & outdoor theater: We provide an extra propane tank for you. Need more? Guests can grab refills. Trouble setting it up? Message us — we’re happy to help! Security cameras: Outside only — for your safety and to keep things peaceful. Any property damage or extra cleaning comes with a minimum $500 fee. No illegal stuff: That includes drug use — violation means a $300 penalty. No tents or outside structures — our space is perfect as is! Cowboy Pool, hot tub & backyard: Enjoy at your own risk — and follow posted safety rules for a fun, safe dip. Booking guests must be 21+ — sorry, no exceptions. Please be kind to our space: No moving furniture or causing damage — keep it Funky, not funky. 😉 Pro tip: Bring cozy slippers for a comfortable and clean stay! Thank you for helping us keep The Funky Casita safe, comfy, and an enjoyable retreat for everyone!