Your ultimate celebration retreat! Play loud music 24/7 with zero complaints (nearest neighbour 300ft away). 5 private acres with Ottawa River views in front, pond views in back. 90 Philips Hue lights, full Sonos sound, sleeps 10, parks 40 cars. 22min from downtown Ottawa-Gatineau, 15min Costco. Perfect for bachelorettes, birthdays & gatherings. NOTE: You're paying for LOCATION, PRIVACY & FREEDOM not luxury. Fun lived in cottage for making memories, not pristine perfection! The space Welcome to Ottawa-Gatineau's only lakefront property where you can truly let loose! WHY GUESTS LOVE THIS PLACE: • Privacy—nearest neighbor 300 feet away means ZERO noise complaints ever • Play loud music 24/7 with smart home Sonos sound system throughout • 90 Philips Hue party lights controlled from your phone or iPad on site • Waterfront views from BOTH sides: Ottawa River in front, private pond in back • 5 private acres of outdoor paradise THE SPACE: • Sleeps 10 comfortably across 4 bedrooms • Full kitchen for group meals & party prep • Multiple living areas for gatherings • 1 GB high-speed Wi-Fi • Pet-friendly—bring your furry friends! OUTDOOR FEATURES: • 100-ft shared dock on Ottawa River • 16×14 floating gazebo (June to October) • Free kayaks (2 double, 1 single—advance notice required) • Parking for up to 40 cars—perfect for big celebrations (ask for pricing for more than 10 guests) • Winter: snowmobile trail & snowshoeing access LOCATION: • 22 minutes to downtown Ottawa-Gatineau • 15 minutes to Costco (stock up on party supplies!) • Private countryside setting with city convenience Perfect for bachelorettes, birthdays, family reunions, BBQs & unforgettable celebrations! Guest access Guests have full use of: The entire home (4 bedrooms, 2 baths) The full 5 acres of land, including the pond and river frontage The dock and floating gazebo (upon request ≥ 24 hours in advance) 2 double + 1 single kayak, free of charge (advance notice required so life jackets can be provided) Please note: Garages and the space directly in front of them are not included. These areas contain the owner’s boats, tools, and lawn-care equipment and may be accessed by the owners at any time. Closets: Half of each closet (including the entrance closet) will contain the owner’s items. Empty hangers are provided for your use in the remaining half. Food: Some non-perishable or refrigerated items may remain in the fridge/pantry — feel free to use any condiments, but not any other foods. 🎉 Gatherings & Visitor Policy This home is ideal for private celebrations, family gatherings, wellness retreats, and milestone events. Overnight guests: up to 10 people (max by Quebec law). Daytime visitors: up to 30 people indoors permitted with advance notice. Outdoor events: for gatherings with more than 30 people outdoors, please contact the host for additional rates and approval (extra fees apply). Sound system use: Sonos may be used 24/7. Quiet hours: none — remote location with no close neighbors (400 ft minimum distance). Outdoor fires: permitted in the designated firepit only. Garage area: off-limits. Other things to note ⚠️ PLEASE READ BEFORE BOOKING - Setting Clear Expectations WHAT YOU'RE PAYING PREMIUM PRICE FOR: ✅ LOCATION & PRIVACY only party property near Ottawa with 300ft neighbor buffer ✅ FREEDOM play music 24/7 without restrictions or complaints ✅ VIEWS stunning waterfront from front (Ottawa River) AND back (pond) ✅ OUTDOOR SPACE 5 private acres perfect for celebrations ✅ PARTY FEATURES smart home lights & sound, parking for 40 cars WHAT THIS ISN'T: ❌ A pristine, picture-perfect luxury property ❌ Hotel-level perfection or magazine-ready interiors ❌ Brand new or showroom condition THE REALITY: This is a FUN, LIVED IN COTTAGE where hundreds of guests have celebrated and made incredible memories. It's designed for letting loose and stress-free entertaining not for perfection. PROPERTY DETAILS TO KNOW: • Personal items visible throughout (Quebec law must be principal residence) • Dock is shared with boat owners/renters (300 feet from house) • Garages are off-limits (owner storage/access only) • Owners occasionally visible on their boat super friendly, party loving folks! (Boat rental tours available if interested) • We're constantly improving the property (waiting on government approvals for some upgrades) CRITICAL YOUR SATISFACTION MATTERS: If ANYTHING isn't working during your stay (WiFi, appliances, cleanliness, anything), call/text us IMMEDIATELY 24/7. We have a team ready to fix issues within hours. We can't make it right if we don't know about it! Give us the chance to resolve it during your stay. Hundreds of guests rave about this property because it's all about the EXPERIENCE, LOCATION, and FREEDOM not perfection. If you're looking for luxury finishes, this isn't the right fit. If you want an unforgettable celebration in a stunning private setting, you're in the right place 🚨 CRITICAL: OCCUPANCY POLICY 🚨 Maximum 10 Overnight Guests No Exceptions Without Prior Approval We welcome parties and celebrations, but you MUST follow these occupancy rules: THE NON NEGOTIABLES: • 10-person overnight maximum (set by Airbnb policy) • If you need MORE than 10 people, contact us AFTER booking to discuss • DO NOT arrive with extra guests without approval — this voids insurance coverage • Unapproved additional guests = immediate cancellation without refund PLANNING A LARGER GROUP? No problem! Just reach out after you book: Message us with your total headcount Explain your event needs We'll discuss arrangements that work for everyone Get our approval BEFORE arrival WHY WE'RE STRICT ABOUT THIS: Airbnb's coverage only applies to the approved guest count. Exceeding limits without authorization puts everyone at legal and financial risk. WE WANT YOUR EVENT TO SUCCEED! Just communicate with us. We're accommodating hosts, but we need advance notice—not surprises at check-in. Questions? Message us 24/7. We're here to help make your celebration perfect! 🎉 Registration Details Quebec - Registration number 319268, expires: 2026-07-25