Welcome to Glampers’ Getaway Cabin – where rustic charm meets bougie camping! Snuggle into plush bedding, sip your morning brew on a private dock as the sun rises (or sets, we don’t judge), and toast marshmallows under a galaxy of stars. Rinse off in a private outdoor shower and soak your worries away in the hot tub. Just a heads-up: there’s a little space heater during the early spring and fall months to take the chill out but no AC, so pack like a weather-savvy adventurer. The space We’ve got all the essentials covered—think toilet paper, paper towels, beach towels, comfy bedding, kitchen utensils, and cookware, sugar. Basic condiments like ketchup, relish and mustard and a variety of spices. Basically, everything you need to feel at home (minus the kitchen sink... just kidding, that’s there too). Cooking is done on the BBQ, which comes with a side burner and propane—ready for your culinary masterpieces. Now, for the toast and popcorn lovers out there: there’s no toaster or microwave in the cabin. Why? Because the current power setup just isn’t ready for that level of appliance ambition (maybe in a future reno—fingers crossed!). But don’t worry—toast can be made on the BBQ (flip it once, feel like a pioneer), and popcorn? Well, that’s what campfires are for, right? And yes, there’s a Keurig coffee maker ( your first cup is on me) —because mornings without coffee are just wrong. Tea lovers, don’t worry—I’ve got you covered too, with earl grey tea and a little sugar to sweeten the deal. Whether you're Team Caffeine or Team Calm, there’s something warm and comforting waiting for you. The cabin’s hot and cold water comes straight from the house well—clean, fresh, and totally safe to drink. It’s tested monthly by public health, so you’re basically sipping on nature’s finest. Just a little heads-up: the hot water takes the scenic route from the main house to the cabin, so it might need a moment to make its grand entrance. It’s not in a rush—it likes to make an impression. And yes, when you're standing there waiting, one minute can feel like you're aging in dog years. But hang in there—your warm, cozy shower is on its way, and it’s worth the wait! If you’re used to city water, you might be surprised by how real clean water tastes. It’s like your taste buds just went on a wellness retreat. That said, if you think this might throw your vacation off course, feel free to bring your own water. The composting toilet works just like a regular one—no rocket science required! Just a friendly reminder: please don’t put feminine hygiene products (or anything else that didn’t come from you or the kitchen). Also, no need to fiddle with the settings or buttons—it’s not a spaceship. I’ll handle all of that after you check out. You just do your business, and the toilet will do the rest! Feel free to dive into the fun—but not literally off the dock, please! The water is shallow near the shore, so save the cannonballs for the imagination. Guests are welcome to use the two single kayaks, stand-up paddleboard (SUP), life jackets, and firewood, all provided for your enjoyment. After your hot tub soak or aquatic adventures, please make sure the hot tub lid is securely closed (no one wants surprise wildlife, bugs or leafes in their bubbles), and that the kayaks and SUP are properly reattached to the dock—unless you want to see them float off into the sunset without you. And if you’re in the mood to just float and chill, you’re in luck! There are some floaties and several pool noodles tucked under the cabin deck and in where the life jackets are—perfect for lazy lake lounging. Feel free to grab a few, hop in, and drift into full relaxation mode. Bonus points if you name your noodle. Bonus perk: I rake the lake bottom regularly to keep it muck and weed-free for your toes! That said, I often wear water shoes myself—because stepping on mystery squish is never part of the vacation plan. There’s a rocky shoreline (though there is a ladder off the dock for graceful water entries), and bunk beds that are fun but maybe not toddler-proof. So if you’ve got little ones, just keep safety in mind. The outdoor shower is tucked around the back of the cabin—enclosed on three sides and complete with a door for privacy (check the photos). It’s the perfect spot to rinse off after a lake dip, a paddleboard session, or just because outdoor showers are objectively more fun. Guest access Welcome to your own little slice of paradise! During your stay, you’ll have shared access to the hot tub, exclusive use of hammocks, fire pit, and your very own private dock—perfect for relaxing, recharging, and soaking up the good vibes. I have my own separate dock in front of the house, so you’ll have plenty of space and privacy to enjoy yours without interruption. In response to a 1-star review… honestly, I’m a bit speechless and really hurt. I live on-site, so yes—you might see me, I might see you—but I promise I’m not lurking in the bushes with night-vision goggles. I’m just your friendly, behind-the-scenes host who happens to live in the cozy log cabin you saw in the listing photos. Need something? I’m here. Don’t need anything? I vanish like a magician with a full inbox living my life. I respect your privacy as much as I love mine (and I really love mine). When I’m inside, I’m working from my home office, not peeking out the window like a sitcom neighbor. Think of me as your friendly, low-key neighbor who just happens to run a pretty awesome getaway spot. You might catch a glimpse of me tending to the garden like a wannabe plant whisperer, but don’t worry—I don’t swing by the guest cabin while you're here. I handle all maintenance between visits, not during your stay. Just to clarify, there’s absolutely no surveillance on the property—your privacy is fully respected at all times. If it ever feels like someone’s watching, it’s probably just the trees swaying. I live on-site, but I keep to myself and make sure your stay feels as private and peaceful as possible. To keep the hot tub sparkling clean and perfectly balanced, I do check the chemical levels during your stay. This helps ensure the water stays safe, clear, and ready for you—and the next guests—to enjoy. No worries—I’m definitely not watching you in the hot tub (promise!). I just do quick, routine checks to make sure the water stays crystal clear, perfectly balanced, and nice and toasty at 104°F. Even though I let guests know to simply press the power button twice to activate the jets, sometimes other buttons get pushed—totally understandable! That can tweak the filter cycle or temperature, which is why I pop by occasionally to make sure everything’s running smoothly. I do my best to keep these checks quick and low-key, and rest assured, I never use the hot tub while guests are in it (because, let’s be honest… that would be weird!). Oof—a 1-star review? That one hit me right in the feels. I pour my heart, soul, and an unreasonable amount of elbow grease into making this cabin a warm, welcoming escape for every guest. From the cozy touches to the peaceful setting, everything is designed with care because I genuinely feel honored when someone chooses to stay here. So when a review like that comes through, it’s more than just a low rating—it’s a little cloud over something I’ve worked really hard to make special. I totally understand that not every stay is perfect, and I’m always open to feedback. But I hope future guests know that behind this listing is a real person who truly cares about their experience. If you're looking for a no-host-in-sight kind of retreat, this might not be the perfect fit. Other things to note Bug Alert: We’ve teamed up with the pros at Mosquito Buzz to keep the pesky party crashers at bay. While it de-bugs the place pretty well, we can’t promise a total no-fly zone—some rogue mozzies still sneak in like uninvited guests at a BBQ.