Experience tranquility at Casa Loco, a serene retreat on 20 picturesque acres in Piner Valley. Perfect for families, this home is a short drive to Middletown, Harbin Hot Springs (10 min), and numerous local wineries. Enjoy bird watching, scenic views, and watch for the luxurious Lotusland resort and Coore & Crenshaw golf course. Explore nearby attractions like the Guenoc/Langtry Farms Winery, Calpine Geothermal Visitor Center, and stunning hiking trails. Book now for a peaceful getaway! The space House has four bedrooms: 1.) King bed in the main bedroom with an adjoining bathroom that includes a shower and a tub. You can find extra towels in the main bathroom cabinets. 2.) Queen bed in a bedroom with a bathroom next door. 3.) Queen bed in a bedroom 4.) Full-size bed in a room that adjoins the main bedroom (great for kids if you want to check on them), but can also lock for privacy. Living room also has a couch that someone can crash on, if necessary, and an extra-wide La-Z-Boy chair that reclines. Big kitchen with microwave, oven, toaster, blender, etc. Big indoor dining room table as well as an outdoor dining table on the back deck. Speaking of the deck, you'll love sitting out there (lots of different seating options). Enjoy the scenery and the many different birds that you'll see in the valley. Large 77" Internet-enabled OLED TV. Netflix, Hulu, etc. Settle in and enjoy some good movies. High-speed Internet access courtesy of Starlink. You should have no problems with work video calls or download speeds. There is a garage fridge that is usually stocked with (non-alcoholic) drinks--help yourself to whatever is in there! Guest access Guests have access to the entire 20 acres. There is a supply room off the kitchen that is locked, but otherwise feel free to use the entire home (including the garage) and surrounding acreage. It's always a work-in-progress, so expect that the property will get better over time! Thank you for staying here. Other things to note Welcome to Casa Loco, sitting on 20 acres of picturesque farmland! You will fall in love with this stunning valley as you travel along Butts Canyon Road. The road is lined with sights, including Guenoc/Langtry Farms Winery & Estate, which spans 4,200 acres and was originally owned by the famous 19th-century British socialite and actress Lillie Langtry. As you continue, you'll discover a variety of charming wineries, including a local favorite, Pope Valley Winery, located just over the county line in Napa County. This area is not only rich in history and natural beauty but also poised for exciting developments. It will soon be home to the luxurious Lotusland | Guenoc Valley resort and a Coore & Crenshaw-designed 18-hole golf course, promising even more attractions for visitors and residents alike. Enjoy sitting on the back porch to watch and listen to a vast array of birds, including swallows, wrens, red-winged blackbirds, grosbeaks, towhees, sparrow hawks aka kestrel, hummingbirds, jays and the delightfully vocal and territorial killdeers. This site was originally homesteaded by George Piner, an opera singer who a 1909 edition of the San Francisco Call dubbed, “...a rival to the great Caruso” [perhaps a bit of hyperbole!]. He traveled throughout Europe as “The Great Pinero” along with his soprano wife Corabelle. An accident at age 39 ended his singing career, but the couple opened a voice studio atop Nob Hill in San Francisco. The inseparable couple died a day apart in Kelseyville, California. Whether you're here to unwind in the serene landscape, explore the local vineyards, or enjoy the amenities, Casa Loco offers a perfect retreat. We invite you to experience the tranquility and charm of this unique region. Thank you for staying here. 💛💛💛💛💛 Check-in and check-out times: Check-in time is 3 PM and check-out is 11 AM. If you need an adjustment to these times, please contact us ahead of time. Otherwise, your access code will expire. The cleaning person will usually arrive just after checkout. Parking instructions: There is a 2-car garage and driveway, as well as an RV pad. Feel free to utilize whatever parking you need. House rules: Parties: No loud parties or large group events allowed. Sound travels in this valley, so please be respectful of our neighbors. Speed Limit: Please respect the 10 MPH speed limit on Loconomi Road, as there is a dog kennel and horses and neighbors who are affected by the dust. Smoking: This is a No Smoking property. Pets: This is a pet-friendly home. Please clean up any hair or “accidents” from your pet or let us know of any accidents so the cleaners can give special attention to it. We have provided pet bowls, leashes and toys for your pet’s enjoyment. Please watch your pets outdoors as there are animals that you may not encounter in the city, like snakes and coyotes. Children: Well-behaved children are always welcome. Unregistered guests violate Airbnb rules. Septic: Please be aware that this house utilizes an engineered septic system, Please do not flush feminine hygiene products or anything other than toilet paper down the toilet, as it can back up the system. Damages: You have to pay for damages that exceed any security deposit. Washer/Dryer: The washer has an automatic detergent dispenser, so you don’t need to add any unless it says “low detergent”; there are dryer sheets in the laundry room. Feel free to use the washer/dryer as you need. AC/Heat: Generally, this is pre-set, but feel free to adjust for your comfort. When you leave, return the settings to what they were. Amenities: In the hallway, there is a carousel of items that you may need or want to use while you are here: ear plugs, toothbrush, toothpaste, mouthwash, razors, shaving cream, etc. Please only take what you need so that I can continue to provide these things to others. Robes/slippers: Check the closet in each bedroom for robes and slippers. The slippers with the black piping are the larger size (or check to see what size the slippers are). I also provide non-slip comfy socks. If you use the slippers or socks, they are, of course, yours to take with you! Coffee & Tea: We have a tea and coffee service area. Tea infusers and coffee filters are in the cabinets, including a selection of teas and coffee. There is a hand-held coffee grinder as well as an electric grinder (also some people will grind a whole bag of beans in the Vitamix) for those who prefer whole beans. How to use the TV: The owner’s manual for the TV and the sound bar should be in the bookcase under the TV. (Or just do an internet search for the guide.) Music: There is a mobile bluetooth speaker in the kitchen. Pair with “Megaboom 3” - feel free to jam out, but don’t get too crazy because sound travels in the valley here! Warning! We are making some improvements to the house that are not finished. Please be aware that the steps to the back deck have some gaps. Also, the glass door in the accessory bedroom should remain locked as it leads to an 18” drop. This property also sits on clay, which cracks in dry weather. Please be careful when walking on the property. Local Transportation: For local transportation information, please internet search for Lake Transit. Sights to see and things to do: Wineries: Lake County has become California's hottest new destination for wine tourism. The region is known for its dynamic volcanic soils, thanks to nearby Mount Konocti. There are over 160 winegrowers and 30+ wineries, specializing in volcanic-driven Cabernet Sauvignons, Sauvignon Blancs, Petite Sirahs, Cabernet Francs and award-winning Tempranillos. Many of these wineries also grow and sell olive oil, lavender products and walnuts. Some favorite wineries are Wild Diamond (featuring some French varietals), Six Sigma (and their epic Tempranillo and Sauvignon Blanc), Langtry Estate (with wonderful outdoor seating) and the cozy, off-the-beaten path Stonehouse Cellars. Harbin Hot Springs: Less than 15 minutes from Casa Loco’s front door you’ll find this rustic retreat, one of the oldest hot springs in California. The spa sits on a rural setting of 1,700 acres of meadows, hills, canyons, and creeks. They offer spring-fed pools, saunas, co-ed clothing-optional sunbathing and bodywork treatments, including Watsu® (Water Shiatsu). You can book online. Calpine Geothermal Visitor Center: Speaking of hot water, check out this fascinating and educational visitor center in Middletown and learn about The Geysers and how hot water and steam is used to produce clean energy. Golf: Lake County has become a popular destination for avid golfers and offers some wonderful public courses. Brambles Golf Course Black Rock Golf Course is the oldest and longest operating of five distinctive golf courses in Lake County. It was recently acquired and renovated by the operators of Moore Family Winery. They also offer Disc Golf and Bocce Ball. Call for reservations. Adams Springs Golf Course was designed by legendary course architect Jack Fleming, who incorporated the majestic Cobb Mountain scenery into his layout. Call for reservations. Kelseyville’s Buckingham Golf and Country Club is located on the shores of the Clear Lake, adjacent to the breathtaking volcano Mount Konocti. Call for reservations. Riviera Hills Golf Club also sits next to these magnificent natural landmarks and offers tennis and swimming at its public course. They also offer a Sunday brunch and a selection of local wines. Call for reservations. Hidden Valley Lake Golf Course is a 10 minute drive from our front door and features an 18-hole golf course, designed by Torrey Pines architect Billy Bell. Book a tee time online. Farmers Markets Middletown has two Farmers Markets. The largest is at Middletown Square Park, and operates every Friday from April-August from 5-8 PM and from September-November from 4-7 PM. There is a smaller market that operates year-round in the Grocery Outlet parking lot from 10 AM-1 PM. Middletown Art Center: Make sure to check out their website, as they offer art exhibits, live entertainment, a variety of craft classes, EcoArts, and are also available for private rentals. Festivals: Wine lovers, don’t miss the annual Barrels & Verticals event where you can taste wines from at least a dozen of Lake County’s finest wine makers. Generally held every February. Visit the Lake County Wine Association website for additional information and other viticultural events. If cannabis is more to your liking, make sure to check out the Cannabis Cup at the Lake County Fairground in June. The event includes live music, awards for cultivators and demonstrations. The most popular annual event is the Lake County Pear Festival in Kelseyville, held in the Fall. It includes food, wine, local artists and vendors, entertainment, and plenty of activities for kids! Check out the Lake County Chamber of Commerce website for events that are happening during your visit. Keep your eye out for the Lake County Quilt Trail Project, the first of its kind in California, which places painted quilt squares on highly visible barns and buildings throughout Lake County. Restaurants: Buddha Thai Kitchen offers the best Thai cuisine in Lake County. Dine in or order online for takeout. La Monarca Market in Lower Lake has authentic Mexican food that is worth the drive. Take out only. Closer to the house is La Mixte. The historic Blue Wing Saloon is the go-to place for special occasions or just some great burgers, pasta, fresh fish and live music Friday through Monday. It is worth the drive to North County. Stone Fire Pizza has locations in Hidden Valley, Clearlake and Lakeport. Order online or eat in. Greenview Restaurant at Hidden Valley. Popular local restaurant that also offers gluten-free and vegan/vegetarian options. Reservations and online orders available. Casinos: If you feel like Lady Luck is on your side, check out Lake County’s casinos, which are all owned and operated by local Native American tribes. Twin Pines Casino is just 10 minutes down the road and features gaming, dining and live entertainment, as well as special event rentals. The casino is owned and operated by the Middletown Rancheria of Pomo Indians and is open 24 hours. Robinson Rancheria Resort & Casino is owned and operated by the Robinson Rancheria Band of Pomo Indians. In addition to the usual gaming, entertainment and dining experience, they offer Bingo and mini-bowling. In addition to gaming, Konocti Vista Casino offers a 90-slip marina and a full service 74-space RV Park. The entire operation is owned and run by the Big Valley Rancheria Tribe of Pomo Indians. Hiking, Biking, & Running: There are over 70 trails for mountain biking, hiking, running or just a pleasant hike. They range from easy to Black Diamond, for the most experienced person ready for steep grades and challenging conditions. A favorite is Red Bud Trail, which features spectacular views from the top of the trail [picture below]. Six Sigma Winery also has incredible hiking and mountain biking trails. Boating: Clear Lake is California’s oldest lake and has a well-deserved reputation as a boaters paradise. If you own a boat, you can easily find a public marina online. If you’re looking to rent a boat, there are about a dozen options for everything from a kayak to an outboard motor craft. Remember to bring sunscreen and a hat! Shopping: Your best bet for groceries is Hardester’s Market, which has locations in Hidden Valley, Middletown and Cobb. The Hardester’s in Middletown is the closest and has a great selection of groceries and people often stop there before coming to the house. Grocery Outlet in Hidden Valley also has an excellent selection at great prices. Local Wildlife: Lake County is known for having the cleanest air in America, making it an ideal home for hundreds of species of birds, earning it an “Important Bird Area” (IBA) designation from the Audubon Society. It’s also home to the oldest free-ranging herd of tule elk, which can be spotted around the numerous trails surrounding Clear Lake and Cache Creek. Also keep your eyes out for coyotes, deer, mountain lions and twelve species of snakes (yes, we have rattlesnakes, so watch your step!). EMERGENCY CONTACTS: Call 911, if it’s an emergency For pet emergencies, the Emergency Animal Hospitals in Santa Rosa is available 24 hours. Middletown Animal Hospital is open Mon-Sat during regular business hours. CHECKOUT: Trash Disposal: Please place all trash in the big bins located in the garage. Bedding: Do not make the beds or re-fold blankets. This helps us know right away which items need to be washed. You can put any towels in the laundry room hamper. Dishwasher: If you've used dishes, please run it before you leave if you can. Washer: If you've used the washer, make sure to leave the door slightly ajar to allow the washer drum to air out. Personal Belongings: Double-check that you haven't left anything behind. Thank you for staying here. 💛💛💛💛💛