Funky D Nursery

Come enjoy our beautiful private resort nestled next to our vineyard with breathtaking views of the sunset, sipping a glass of wine while taking a soak in the hot tub, or going full on Norwegian in the outdoor cedar sauna and plunge into the pool. Then come back inside, curl up by the wood stove and relax. We have renovated this 1906 barn into a perfect guest suite including all the modern conveniences without losing the rustic elegance of the past. Welcome to the Funky D Ranch. The space You’ll have the full Barnery guest house to yourselves, including a private resort spa. We have a swim spa, hot tub and outdoor cedar sauna to fully pamper yourselves. Turkish towels are in a basket by the candle ‘fireplace’. There are books and games a plenty, two smart TV’s, a dvd player and can provide a small library of movies upon request. The popcorn machine is stocked and instructions are on the front. This is a historic space full of history and beauty. Come learn about the settlers of this region and their home. Guest access Wander the property and enjoy the scenery…just know if you throw the frisbee for Roxy, she’ll want to keep playing forever. We have 10 acres to explore including the vineyard, orchard, Christmas tree farm, bee hives, chicken coop, climbing fort & creek. See if you can find our ‘resident’ Sasquatch! Other things to note For a special treat, add a massage to your stay! We have access to a massage therapist that can come onsite for either a 60min ($125), or 90min($155) massage. What a way to complete your spa experience; worth every penny! Once you book your stay we can send her contact info to you so you can schedule the details directly with her.