Gone Coastal

Dog-friendly St. Simons vacation rental sleeps 8, two king bedrooms, a giant fenced yard, a screened porch for eight, and a hammock you’ll forget how to get out of. Just 7 minutes to East Beach and walkable to BBQ, bike rentals, and the island’s best donut The space YOUR ST. SIMONS VACATION HOME Gone Coastal sleeps 8, has 3 legit bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, and a fenced yard so big your dog might come back enlightened. It’s the kind of beach rental where you spread out fast—kick off your shoes in the driveway, forget where you put your phone, and wind up on the porch an hour later holding court over last night’s ghost story. You’re less than a mile from Southern Soul BBQ—close enough to smell the brisket—and just a short ride to Dulce Dough, where the island’s most dangerous doughnut sells out before noon. It’s a 7-minute drive to East Beach (1.8 miles to the Coast Guard Station), but honestly? The best parts are right here. A hammock under the trees. A palm in the yard that’s older than your playlists. A screened porch with room for eight, string lights, and zero bugs. If you’re doing it right, you’ll spend more time out there than anywhere else. Inside holds its own: two king bedrooms, one queen, smart TVs in all of them, and a kitchen with a reading nook built for early risers or introverts mid-recovery. SLEEP IN ON ST. SIMONS • Primary Bedroom: King bed, smart TV, dresser, ceiling fan, private ensuite • Second Bedroom: King bed, smart TV, closet • Third Bedroom: Queen bed, smart TV, backyard views • All bedrooms are on the main level (no stairs, snowbird sanctuary) ST. SIMONS OUTDOOR LIVING • Screened porch with comfy seating for eight and hanging lights • Fully fenced backyard with mature trees and room to throw something far • Hammock under the oaks • Quiet, walkable neighborhood with actual locals • 14 min walk to Monkeywrench Bike Rentals • 0.7 mi to Gnat’s Landing (shrimp and beer, in that order) • 13 min walk to Dulce Dough (go early or it’s gone) • 2 mi to the King and Prince (groom's men gotta groom) VACATION RENTAL CHEAT SHEET • Sleeps 8 • Parking 4 cars • Dog-friendly St. Simons rental (details below) • Fully fenced yard • Full-size washer and dryer • Address: 247 Tennessee Ave, St. Simons Island, GA 31522 • 1.8 miles to Coast Guard Station Beach (7 min drive) • 2.4 miles to Pier Village (10 min drive) • 0.5 mi to Southern Soul BBQ (you’ll smell it before you see it) • 0.6 mi to Bubba Garcia’s (live music + patio) • Fast access to the island’s best food, drinks, and wrong turns THE STARTER PACK Just enough to land, unpack, and hit the beach. • Dish soap + sponge • 1 roll of paper towels • 2 rolls of toilet paper per bathroom • 2 trash bags • 2 laundry pods • 2 dishwasher pods THE FINE PRINT • No smoking, vaping, or lighting anything "fragrant" inside • Dogs allowed with $99 fee (max 2, 65 lbs each) • Private fenced backyard • Fireplace is decorative only • Minimum renter age: 25 • Primary renter must be present throughout stay • No parties, no events, or unexpected plot developments (just be cool, you know the drill) • If you think you need permission, just ask. We’re not cops—and legally we have to tell you • Check-in: 4 PM | Check-out: 10 AM • Accommodation Excise Tax Certificate #105550 WHY EMMONS? We’re not a chain, and the corporate rulers of the vacation rental world will never tie us down. When something goes sideways, someone on the island picks up the phone—someone who knows what’s in the kitchen drawers and what’s hiding in the crawl space. We don’t charge for linens, soap, or basic human decency. And if something breaks, we make it right. Not because we have to. Because our childhoods were… surprisingly stable.