Farm House Cabin

A basic farmhouse cabin 🏕 just 20km from Kampala - lush green, secluded, and wickedly romantic. King-size ensuite for lovers, tented outdoor sleepovers, garden games🏸⛳️🥅, Netflix & chill lounge. Surrounded by grazing cows, goats and whispering matooke fields, it’s a wild yet secure escape. Whether you're working remote, chasing sunsets, or chilling under the stars, everything’s set—just bring your good selves. The space The cabin offers 125 square meters of concrete housing seated on a quarter of an acre of lush green not so far from the beating heart of Kampala, and this farmhouse experience isn’t just a stay—it’s an escape. Slip away from the rat race and plunge into the chill and thrill of seclusion. Hidden in the folds of a lush semi-rural suburb near Matugga Industrial Park, this sanctuary dares you to ditch the city noise and indulge in slow, decadent silence. Wrapped in green lawns and guarded by a high perimeter wall and CCTV, the property offers seductive privacy. One side of the neighborhood hums quietly with a budding local shops, while the other side seduces you with pastoral whispers—cows lowing, goats grazing, birds swooping through maize and matooke fields. It’s the perfect countryside contradiction: wild, yet secure; remote, yet reachable. Inside, you’ll find a fully furnished love den. The king-sized ensuite master bedroom is tailored for lovers who appreciate both space and secrecy. There’s also a guest room for the spontaneous sleepover, a fully stocked kitchen, both indoor and outdoor dining spaces, a lounge primed for “Netflix and not-so-much chilling,” and a workstation table in case you must check an email or two. But the real magic? Outdoors. We’re talking grassy lawns built for barefoot games, meditation, sunset yoga, or just rolling around under the stars. Speaking of games— badminton, volleyball, mini soccer, mini golf and cycling in the rural neighborhood is our thing. The garden terraces invite you to sleep under the stars in our tented outdoor double-bed setup for the whole night (available on request), or to retreat to the concrete cabin (which is open for you) when the night demands a little more… structure. 😉 Originally imagined as an outdoor hideaway for lovers—this space has gracefully evolved. Now, it also welcomes remote-working professionals, weekend soul-searchers, creatives craving calm, or even small events. Need more indulgence? Pre-book a chef, a masseuse to knead away the stress, a DJ to set the mood, or have food and drinks delivered straight to your door. Even a tent party under the moonlight? We got you. So, bring your good self. And someone worth camping with. Everything else is already here. Guest access Guests have exclusive access to the entire property—inside and out. From the king-size love nest and spare bedroom to the kitchen, lounge, garden terraces, lawns, and tented bed (if requested). Walk around naked if you dare—this place was built for barefoot intimacy. Staff stay offsite and only appear when summoned. Whether it’s for love, leisure, or low-key work, this semi-rural sanctuary is all yours to explore, touch, taste, and take—all day, all night, no judgment. Other things to note My wife, Queen Sheba, and I welcome you to our private naughty paradise. You’ve arrived at a cheeky little cabin built for lovers, loners, wanderers, and work-from-anywhere warriors. This place wasn’t made to be posh nor polite—it was made to be unforgettable. Step into our rural love den where our king-sized master suite is mucho enough to whispers sweet nothings, and the guest bedroom waits for a spontaneous plus one. You’ve got the whole space—inside and out—all to yourselves. Kitchen? Fully loaded with a fridge, cooker, oven, microwave, blender, kettle, cutlery, cookery, and spices for spouses. Lounge? Netflix online and whatever-you-damn-well-please. Garden terraces seduce the midnight stars overhead. The Garden of Eden, as we call it, is lush—inviting you to roam free, wild, and bare. Tented beds for moonlit mischief—available and erected on request. Whether you’re here to disappear for a weekend of skin-on-skin serenity or sneak in for secret ceremonies or for just a damn good time., this cabin plays it cool—and hot. Outside, it’s the perfect contradiction. One side of the fence hums with semi-urban sounds and the other is pure pastoral porn—goats grazing, birds singing, maize fields rustling like lovers in the sheets. You can pre-book indulgences like a chef to spice up your meals, a masseuse to melt you down, or a DJ to stir the night. Want food or drink deliveries? Done. A tent party under the moonlight? Say the word. Everything’s possible. Everything's discreet. A few heads-ups, love: Nature does what nature does—expect a moth here, a bird there. It’s the Garden of Eden, not the Four Seasons. The solar-powered system keeps the lights sexy even when the grid ghosts us, and water flows from a local well, clean and hot, just like you like it. We’re not in the city, and that’s the point. My mum's golf trophies—displayed in the open wall cabinet—are strictly off limits. Everything else may be used responsibly and returned to its place. Thank you. Our two ever-ready property managers live just beyond the gate—close enough to help, far enough to never intrude. Summon them when you must. Otherwise, let the silence swallow you whole. Whether you're here to fall in love, fall off the radar, or just fall asleep under the stars—we’ve made space for your escape. Welcome.