Hood Canal Haven: Beach, Forrest, Oh My

Relax with the whole family at this peaceful place to stay. Experience a one-of-a-kind 3-bedroom, 3-bathroom Airbnb near Hood Canal. Nestled in serene forest surroundings, this retreat offers sightings of porpoises, bald eagles, and more. Enjoy board games, kid-friendly amenities, and the comfort of bidets. Your majestic getaway awaits! The space Welcome to our fabulous 3-bedroom, 3-bath time capsule! We like to call it a vacation home, but let's be real, it's mostly where we store our nostalgia. Don't worry, our personal belongings are expertly hidden, so you won't accidentally stumble upon our collection of neon leg-warmers and 8-tracks from the 70s, unless you want to. Let's talk charm. The original dishwasher and can opener from the '80s are still going strong, proving that they don't make 'em like they used to. The shag carpet is so lush, it's like a party for your feet, and the drapes are the real MVPs, casting dramatic shadows that even Hitchcock would envy. There is an outdoor fireplace for those marshmallow roasting nights and a charcoal grill for the classic BBQ enthusiasts. Feeling a bit fancy? There's a gas flat top ready for some gourmet pancake action. And for those who dare to embark on the smoky journey, we've got a smoker that's just begging to infuse your meats and veggies with flavor, just don't ask us how to use it. Now, about the food situation – you're welcome to raid the fridge for condiments and dig through the cabinets for spices And if you're really lucky, there might be some ice cream drumsticks in the freezer if they haven't been devoured. For those of you who prefer a touch of modern comfort to go along with our nostalgia-filled wonderland, fear not! We've upgraded a few things to keep you pampered and well-caffeinated in this time-travel adventure. Our three bedrooms now boast Tempurpedic beds (2 King & Queen) – because we believe in cradling aching backs, even if our can opener hasn't heard of ergonomic design. And for all you caffeine aficionados, we've introduced an espresso press to the mix. Because why settle for instant coffee when you can have your espresso and sip it too? In the kitchen, it's not all about retro charm. We've outfitted it with everything you can possibly imagine – from a high power Vitamix blender to an air fryer and mega oyster shucker that will make your heart (and taste buds) soar. We've got your culinary dreams covered, even if our spice collection may still feature a mysterious jar from the '90s. But wait, there's more! Luxury at its finest, behold the crown jewel – a bidet in the primary bathroom. Because nothing says "time warp" like traveling back to the future with a warm jet stream of refreshment. It's the perfect contrast to our shag carpet and retro window coverings, making you wonder if you've somehow stumbled into a quirky sci-fi movie. So, whether you're here for the nostalgia, the modern comforts, or simply the bidet experience of a lifetime, our Airbnb is ready to welcome you with open arms and a sprinkle of whimsy from decades past. Guest access Prepare yourself for the ultimate full-house experience! As our esteemed guests, you'll enjoy unrestricted access to every charming nook and cranny of the main home. The yard is securely fenced, providing a safe playground for your beloved pooches to frolic to their hearts' content. Just remember, as responsible pet parents, please do your part and scoop up after them – because we all know kids have a knack for finding treasures in unexpected places as they run around. Beach access couldn't be simpler! You have two fantastic options to choose from. If you're in the mood for an aquatic adventure, just drive down the boat ramp and you're ready to hit the calm waters of the Hood Canal. Or, if you prefer a more leisurely approach, take a short scenic stroll down the stairs to reach the beach. It's your pick, and either way, sun and surf await you! Other things to note We've got your little one covered! In case you need it, we have a crib equipped with a Nanit stand to help you keep a close eye on your baby while they sleep. Safety and peace of mind are our top priorities during your stay. Entertainment galore! We've stocked up on plenty of puzzles and board games to ensure you have a blast passing the time. Now, about the Wi-Fi, let's just say it has a quirky personality – it might have some moments of spottiness, but it's usually manageable. So, feel free to enjoy movie nights, but don't be surprised if there's an occasional lag that adds an extra twist to your cinematic experience. It's all part of the charm of our unique getaway!