Your secret hideout in the wild

Away from the crazy crowd, this wonderful nest looks like a barn but once you get in, you find a cozy refined place, with everything you need to relax and enjoy a good glass of wine and a perfect grilled steak, thanks to the gorgeous BBQ on the patio. Cable TV, WIFI, coffee machine, pans and pots if you feel inclined to cook, or a microwave if you prefer that. Get ready to sit on the patio and watch for deers and eagles and wild turkeys, and when it's time to go to bed, enjoy the absolute silence broken only by crickets, and the absolute darkness enhanced by miriads of fireflies and the MIlky Way up there.