Who'd A Thought It

Located just 5 minutes’ drive from Lenham, Who'd A Thought It features a Champagne and oyster bar, along with free Wi-Fi in public areas. With free private parking, the hotel features highly individual rooms and suites. The luxurious rooms include a flat-screen TV with a DVD player, tea and coffee making facilities, and an iPod docking station. The private bathrooms have complimentary toiletries and a hairdryer. Many rooms also boast a spa bath and a four-poster bed. In the mornings, Who’d A Thought It serves a full English breakfast, along with continental options for guests leaving early. The Champagne and Oyster Bar serves several menus, including gastro bar meals, a lunchtime tasting menu, and a la carte dishes. Who’d A Thought It’s Champagne and Oyster Bar is host to frequent themed events. Seasonal holidays are also celebrated with style at the hotel. The property is home to the Whody Boudoir Dress Boutique, which offers a range of shoes and accessories. Lenham Railway Station is just 2 miles away. This suite features a circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole. There is a hot tub on a private patio as well as the hot tub in the bathroom and overhead shower. This room comes with 42-inch TV with full Sky package including movies and sports channels and high-speed WiFi. Tea and coffee making facilities are in your room along with spring water in your private fridge. Champagne & Shoes Suite The Champagne & Shoes Suite is a distinctive and luxurious escape, thoughtfully designed for couples seeking a memorable stay. The suite features a striking circular bed, mirrored ceiling and dance pole, creating a unique and stylish setting. The spacious en-suite bathroom includes a private hot tub and overhead rainfall shower, perfect for unwinding in comfort. Guests can also enjoy an additional outdoor hot tub, located on the suite’s private patio for added privacy and relaxation. The suite is equipped with a 42-inch Smart TV, complimentary high-speed Wi-Fi, tea and coffee making facilities, and a private fridge stocked with bottled spring water to ensure a comfortable and enjoyable stay.