Temporarily Closed - Guest Caused Fire Damage

You will have exclusive use of a unique first floor suite complete with a full bathroom, your own thermostat, sleep number bed (full), 52" television (Netflix, Prime, etc.), bar, fireplace, record player, and sarcophagus (electric piano and drum kit, board games, children's toys, and canine companion available upon request.) Enjoy 2 acres of forest trails, mediocre gardens, an outdoor fire ring, year-round halloween decorations, and a barbecue and deck for outdoor dining. Guest access A car is the best way to get around. The driveway easily accommodates 8 cars and you can drive right up to the front door. You will be given a door code. Walk in, and the entrance to your suite is to your right. During your stay We cross paths with around 50% of our guests. We try to stay out of your way but you'll be able to get in touch with us at a moment's notice. Note: You will hear barking when you arrive. It's from our gangly, oversized puppy who, while loud, is a big, harmless chicken and is restricted to the 2nd floor. Other things to note We welcome with enthusiasm LGBT, 420, pets, and kids. If you bring a dog who will play with ours, we'll buy you pizza. We are open to hosting several people just please know that the suite contains only one bed, one sofa, and one recliner. We can provide an additional queen size air mattress and you would still have plenty of room at your disposal.