Luxury Funky Fun 420, Walk Downtown wAC–Pets free!

Have some fun! Come stay on the wild side, and bring your sense of humor, with endless hot water in our luxury oversized soaker tub and double shower! 420 friendly inside and out! Wake to your choice of coffees and teas after a restful sleep with high quality bedding and blackout curtains. 5-10min walk to downtown Freshly remodeled with original charm Well equipped kitchen/laundry Dog friendly On-site parking Near Fishers Peak & Trinidad Lake State Parks Funky 420 says Pick Me Pick Me!! :) The space Funky, hippie, quirky - bring your sense of humor. :) Enter with a welcome from Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pacino in Scarface and of course, the skinless man - he's a scientific display, so it's ok. Going out for dinner?? Head out on the town in one of our lovely wigs, or don a Los Alamos National Labs helmet. Did you forget your hideous purse? Borrow one of ours! Or cooking at home?? The kitchen is very well equipped to handle your needs - toaster, microwave, forks, German polka records, glasses, toaster (same one as before), coffee cups, waffle maker (doubles as a paper weight, triples as a frisbee), light switches, plates/bowls, pots, skillets, Captain America, cooking oils/spices and that same toaster again. Need some light reading? We've thought of everything, from "Windows 95 for Dummies" to literary romance gems like "Protecting the Pregnant Princess"! Oh...and you might like our 72 inch soaker tub and endless hot water, if you're into that sort of luxury. We realize that it's not for everyone. If you prefer a smaller soaker tub, just add two or more dogs to take up the extra space. The street is pin drop quiet at night, btw. The other bathroom has an oversized double shower. Bonus #1: Also with hot water! Bonus #B: And also cold water!! Bonus #Tres: Enjoy European Luxury Hotel features such as special magic handles that blend hot and cold water so you can SET YOUR FAVORITE TEMPERATURE! Wait...MATH BREAK!! We zoom now to a typical 3rd grade classroom in America: Teacher: "OK kids, let’s look at the perfect 5.0 stars for the Funky 420 ..........Yes Suzie?" Suzie: "But it doesn’t have a perfect 5.0 stars.” Teacher: “Well Suzie, it says right here in the listing that…” Suzie: “Airbnb is lying.” Teacher: “That’s a bold accusation. Why would you say that?” Suzie: “Because in June 2024 the Funky 420 had a 4-star rating from a guest.” Teacher: “Yes, but mathematically…” Suzie: “So if you take the 277 ratings, it calculates to exactly Four point Nine Nine Six Three Eight Nine Eight Nine….…NOT 5 Stars!! Airbnb is lying!” Teacher: “OK I see your point, but practically speaking….” Suzie: “Teacher, do you not believe in the axiomatic structures of mathematics? It seems that you and Airbnb wish to invalidate the ratings of individual guests in favor of an empirical bias that artificially favors the Funky 420.” Teacher: “Ohhhhh look at the time…uh...ok kids, I’ll see you after Recess!” Suzie: “Teacher, may I stay in during recess and we can discuss options for suggesting corrections to Airbnb?” Teacher: *already reaching for file cabinet gin* “No Suzie, not today. Not today.” *** Randy earned 7th place in a statewide math competition when he was in 6th grade. (Randy also played Charlie Brown in "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown". In case you needed further validation.) Back to the house.... Enjoy lots of family photos! (reminders that in the future, some ungrateful offspring might just dump off all of our most important family memories at a Goodwill.) The bedrooms are spacious and feature new queen beds, high quality bedding, and blackout curtains (but full disclosure - only one of the bedrooms features five Bret Favres. However, the one that is Favre-less, does have a sliding barn door and pot smoking hippie lion t-shirt.) But what sets us apart from so many short term rentals is that we have ceilings in ALL of our rooms! Seriously, have you ever seen them advertising ceilings?? Think about it. Special behind-the-scenes peek: Tragically, someone took four NSYNC marionettes, still in original packaging from 2001, to the Trinidad city dump and just left them there. We found them and saved them from certain demise. Now, YOU TOO can enjoy them! What we don't provide: expired half-empty box of pancake mix, War and Peace original manuscript, backup toaster, Nintendo Game Boy, good times, butter. Funky 420 says "Pick Me Pick Me!!" Make Funky 420 happy. Guest access Any room with a doorway you can fit through is available for your use. Other things to note Did you see that pets stay free?? We assume that most pets are unemployed, so it's difficult to justify charging them for staying. :) If, however, your pet makes a solid 6-figure salary, please let us know and we can work something out. BONUS - we now have a fenced area for dogs and any animal that can't fit through 1.5in fence pickets, or fly away. It is half covered and has a mirror so your dog can check his hair. No more puppy bedhead! Unfortunately, our observation tower fell over. So your pets will need to stand watch from ground level. Additionally, we do not feature a ferris wheel, trapeze, fireworks, philosophical discourse, or bread.