African Wildcat Get/Stay-away!

Hi! I would be nothing short of delighted to host you in my mother and I's house for a few days/ nights! Please note that my mother is unlikely to be here for your stay so you will be living with a single man. I am somewhat of a 'public figure' however and so you need not fear or worry, and even if you do for whatever reason during your stay as well as the 24hr private security the local police station is 3 minutes from here! Come chill!