This is a 29' camper that does have heat, a/c, and satellite TV. There is not water run through the camper, but bottled water is provided. You have the use of a shower house and the restroom facility is a port a john, thus the primitive aspect. The camper is nestled back in the hardwoods and you do have access to walking trails on our property. There are also horses and some chickens on the property. The owners also live on the property. Fire pit and man cave with pool table/tv/other games This camper is about 1/2 mile back in the woods. Your only neighbors will be the occasional deer, turkey, and an inquisitive horse. 5 miles to Ohio University and 25 minutes to Hocking Hills