The Lazy Loon: Couples Luxe Romance Experience

Surrounded by the majestic vistas of the Niagara Escarpment and situated on the water's edge, this charming A-frame invites you to slow down & soak in life's simple pleasures. Wake up to the view of Colpoy's Bay pristine blue waters. Savour your coffee on the dock as the sun casts its morning glow. Explore the nearby picturesque caves & trails. Unwind with a soothing hot tub, a sauna & dip in the Bay. Cap the day with a cozy fire under a canopy of stars. Live the quintessential cottage life! The space Welcome to your private paradise in the heart of nature. This one-of-a-kind retreat features a charming & cozy A-frame cottage with each space thoughtfully designed with rustic charm and all the modern comforts of home. Whether you’re looking to unwind in peaceful surroundings or set off on an outdoor adventure, this enchanting property has everything you need for an unforgettable couples getaway. We promise you — you won’t want to leave! Conveniently located 10 minutes from Wiarton for all your amenities, charming shops & delicious eateries. Be sure to scroll down the listing to "Neigbourhood Highlights" to check out our favourite recommendations & some hidden gems! Property Features: Heat & air conditioning. Sheets, duvets with covers & pillows/pillow cases included. All towels provided, except beach towels. Plenty of parking Starlink Wifi THE A-FRAME 1650 square feet PRIMARY BEDROOM (main floor) Cozy king bed Overlooking the Bay Private entry to deck/hottub Smart TV Closet Luggage racks Black out blinds Portable fan Ensuite with shower Body wash, shampoo, conditioner Towels & facecloths Hair dryer Toilet paper 2 x bath robes NOTE: The guest bedrooms on the upper level can be used for an additional cleaning fee & must be requested at booking. All of our bedding is freshly laundered every turnover. MAIN LEVEL BATHROOM Tub/shower combo Body wash, shampoo, conditioner Towels & facecloths Hair dryer Toilet paper First aid KITCHEN Fully equipped kitchen Tap water has UV & filtration system Fridge water/ice dispenser (filtered) Drip coffee maker/filters Coffee/sugar Coffee grinder Keurig (bring your favourite K-cups) Breville espresso machine Bodum Kettle Blender Toaster Microwave Dishwasher & dishwasher soap Teatowels & dishcloths Dish soap Papertowels Saran wrap/tinfoil/parchment paper Olive oil & Spices DINING AREA Harvest table View of the Bay LIVINGROOM Smart TV w/Sonos soundbar (sign in with your own accounts) Cozy seating (leather sofa/chair) Gas fireplace LAUNDRY & CLEANING PRODUCTS Washer/Dryer (in main bathroom) Laundry soap Various cleaning products Vacuum, broom, mop, pail Garbage & recycling bags OUTDOORS Hot tub Electric sauna Outdoor shower (Not available in winter) Large deck BBQ with propane provided Outdoor dining String lights for ambiance Firepit with Adirondack chairs Wood/axe/fire starter supplies Roasting sticks Dart board Corn hole bean bag toss Dock with 4 lounges 3 x kayaks (2 x single & 1 x double) 1 x Paddle board Paddles Lifejackets Air pump for your summer floaties 2 pair adult snowshoes Guest access Guests will have access to the entire property excluding any locked areas. Although guests have access of the entire backyard, we ask they stay within the property lines as we want to ensure we are always being respectful of our neighbours. The guest bedrooms on the upper level can be booked for an additional cleaning fee & must be requested at booking. Other things to note All guests must be 25 years or older. Although we love pets, they are not permitted at the cottage. The shoreline is rocky and the Bay has a shale rock bottom. Kayak and paddle board entry can be bumpy on the feet so we recommend bringing water shoes. The Bay waters are on the cooler side, which can be super refreshing on a warm day! We suggest hiking boots and a walking stick if you're planning on doing any of the more advanced trails such as Halfway Log Dump, Burnt Point Loop or Devil's Monument. You’re welcome to bring your seadoo and launch it just down the road or in nearby Wiarton. The water near the dock is usually too shallow to dock, but the Bay is perfect to hit the open water for a day of exploring! Head out for a scenic ride to White Cloud Island—known for its shallow waters and sandy beach—then plan to trailer your seadoo back when you're day is done The security cameras which are only located on the exterior and are static (they don't rotate) do not record any private exterior areas where you’d expect privacy, like around the hot tub/backyard dining area, sauna and outdoor shower. We take guest privacy very seriously and strictly follow Airbnb’s policies regarding camera placement and disclosure. we're happy to send you the camera views so you can see where they face. As with any Northern area, during May, we often have black flies & during July, deer flies. They are not dangerous but can bite (like a mosquito). Being as we're close to the water, you may also experience mayflies which like to swarm near light sources but do not bite. Please ensure you take time to read the house rules and manual to make sure that you are knowledgeable about your stay at The Lazy Loon and know what to expect.