Welcome to Coastal Virginia's Wiseacre Estate! Tranquility & whimsy in 4,000sf Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired home-share on Lake Whitehurst. Privacy on 3 acres w/2 patios; 2 guest bedrooms w/en-suite bath; gourmet kitchen; all-season porch w/hot tub; work hub; off-street parking; 15 minutes to Oceanfront, 5 minutes to Bay. Families, friends, couples, solos, groups. Chill Superhost. The space Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, an expansive Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas. This whimsical 4,000 sf Mid-Century Modern pad provides a relaxing escape from the rat race, with 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800 sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch & patios, all on one level. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing). > Our award-winning Airbnb is a HOME-SHARE. This means your Superhost lives at the property. I am typically in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it like having a butler on-call in a fully stocked home. Please see our 495+ five-star reviews. > 2 private bedrooms with queen beds, one with smart TV. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options for large families and groups available in the Great Room. > Full use of kitchen & appliances. Coffee & tea. > Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes & towels provided), 2 outdoor terraces. > Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking. Amazon Alexa. > Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection. > 420-friendly. Space outdoors to enjoy. > Safe haven for furries... all are welcome at Wiseacre. > FREE entrance to Norfolk Botanical Garden for up to 6 guests! > LOCATION: Virginia Beach oceanfront is a 15-minute drive. 5 minutes to Chesapeake Bay; Richmond 90 minutes door to door; DC is 3 hours away. PLEASE NOTE > NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before arrival. > Airbnb guests only. NO WEDDINGS OR EVENTS. > Sorry, Wiseacre no longer allows pets. Too many howling dogs with social anxiety. Guest access Guests are invited to enjoy all public spaces across the 4,000 sf property: 800 sf Great Room, gourmet kitchen, dining room, 1.5 baths, patio & terrace, and porch with hot tub. "My house is your home." Outdoors: 3 private acres on Lake Whitehurst, freshwater fishing, terraces, patios, outdoor seating & your opportunity to EXHALE... During your stay > Your host Chuck is a 62yo gay guy who worked as a music journalist in NYC for 20 years. I grew up in Virginia, so believe I offer a balance of affable and urban. I'm interested in your story, if you care to share. Rather be alone? I'm fine with that, too. > Airbnb created the "sharing economy," thus, this is my home and I'm present during your stay. I'll show you around, help get you settled in... then let you enjoy your privacy. Please scroll through our 495+ reviews. Other things to note > Local restaurants, taverns, groceries, shopping within minutes. The Wiseacre "Guidebook" is packed with suggestions. > Free high-speed Internet. > Keyless entry, with personalized code. > Smoking & vaping allowed outdoors. > Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, conditioner, blow dryer, bidet, iron. > Parking: Private driveway with unlimited safe off-street parking. > Ten years of Superhost experience, 495+ reviews. > Minutes from I-64, Bay Bridge Tunnel, East Little Creek Naval Base, Ocean View, Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA. Norfolk Int'l Airport is 5 minutes away. Uber/Lyft serve the region. Rental cars at the airport. > Sweet 9yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host. She spends 99% of her time with me in the office, and will grant you privacy—or indulge belly rubs. INSTA-RECAP BEDROOM 1: queen bed, smart TV, Alexa, closet, dresser BEDROOM 2: queen bed, work desk, Alexa, closet, dresser PRIVATE BATHROOM: Full bath between bedrooms, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner, bidet, all necessities LIVING AREA: 800 sf great room overlooking Lake Whitehurst, half bath DINING ROOM seating for 8+ KITCHEN: Use of gas convection range, microwave, 22 cu.ft. fridge/freezer with ice & filtered water, coffeemaker/Keurig; toaster, blender, gas grill, dishes/glassware, pots/pans, utensils, cutlery, recycling, smart TV... all yours to enjoy. > There must be an adult 21+ as part of your group unless previously discussed. > No one other than paying guests allowed in the home without previous authorization. > Wiseacre can accommodate up to 12 overnight. Please discuss with your host. * Record Player & Vintage Vinyl, CD Player * Filtered Water/Ice * Wifi * Keyless Entry * Massive Free Off-Street Parking * 420-friendly property * "Open arms policy." All are welcome at Wiseacre!