Laid-Back Lakeside Getaway, 500+ Reviews

Welcome to Coastal Virginia's Wiseacre Estate! Tranquility & whimsy in a 4,000sf Mid-Century Modern home on Lake Whitehurst. Enjoy privacy on 3 landscaped acres with 2 guest bedrooms, jack & jill bath, gourmet kitchen, all-season porch w/hot tub, off-street parking, 2 patios. Ask about options for larger groups. 15 minutes to Oceanfront. Chill Superhost. PLEASE READ: THIS IS A HOME-SHARE. I LIVE IN THE HOME. Check out our 500+ 5-star reviews. The space Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, a sprawling Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas. This whimsical 4,000sf Mid-Century Modern pad offers a relaxing escape from the rat race... featuring 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch & patios, all on one level. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing). And there's an authentic Vegas slot machine for your gaming amusement. I APOLOGIZE FOR TYPING IN CAPS, BUT SO MANY POTENTIAL GUESTS SEEM TO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING: THIS IS A HOMESHARE... > Our award-winning Airbnb is a home-share. This means your Superhost lives on the property. I am typically in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it as having a butler on call. Please see our 500+ five-star reviews to see why guests keep coming back! > 2 private bedrooms with queen beds (one with smart TV). They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options available in the Great Room for large families and groups. > Full use of kitchen & appliances. Coffee & tea. > Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes & towels provided), 2 outdoor terraces. > Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking, Amazon Alexa. > Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection. > 420-friendly. Space outdoors to enjoy. > Safe haven for furries... all welcome at Wiseacre. > LOCATION Virginia Beach Oceanfront: 15-minute drive. Chesapeake Bay: 5 minutes. Richmond: 90 minutes. Washington, DC: 3 hours. PLEASE NOTE > NO VISITORS other than those booked overnight, unless discussed before arrival. > Sorry, Wiseacre no longer allows pets (too many howling dogs with social anxiety). > No events are allowed. Yes, we mean it—no events. > DId you read above that this is a homeshare? It seems I cannot state it enough times. Wiseacre is a classic Airbnb homeshare. Guest access Guests are invited to enjoy all public spaces across the 4,000 sf property: 800 sf Great Room, gourmet kitchen, dining room, 1.5 baths, and porch with hot tub. "My house is your home." Outdoors: 3 private acres on Lake Whitehurst, freshwater fishing, terraces & patio, outdoor seating & an opportunity to EXHALE... During your stay Your host Chuck is a 62yo gay guy who spent 20 years in NYC as a music journalist. I grew up in Virginia, so believe I offer a balance of affable and urban. Airbnb pioneered the "sharing economy" and this is my home, thus I'm present during your stay. I'll show you around, help you get settled... then give you privacy. Please scroll through our 500+ reviews to see what other guests say! Other things to note > Local restaurants, taverns, groceries, shopping are minutes away. The Wiseacre "Guidebook" is packed with suggestions. > Free high-speed Internet. > Keyless entry, with personalized code. > Smoking & vaping allowed outdoors. > Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, conditioner, blow dryer, bidet, iron. > Parking: Private driveway with safe off-street parking. > Ten years of Superhost experience, 500+ reviews. > Minutes from I-64, Bay Bridge Tunnel, East Little Creek Naval Base, Ocean View, Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA. Norfolk Int'l Airport is 5 minutes away. Uber/Lyft serve the region. Rental cars at the airport. > Sweet 9yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host. She spends 99% of her time with me in the office, and will grant you privacy—or indulge belly rubs. INSTA-RECAP BEDROOM 1: queen bed, smart TV, Alexa, closet, dresser BEDROOM 2: queen bed, work desk, Alexa, closet, dresser PRIVATE BATHROOM: Full bath between bedrooms, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner, bidet, all necessities LIVING AREA: 800 sf great room overlooking Lake Whitehurst, half bath DINING ROOM seating for 8+ KITCHEN: Use of gas convection range, microwave, 22 cu.ft. fridge/freezer with ice & filtered water, coffeemaker/Keurig; toaster, blender, gas grill, dishes/glassware, pots/pans, utensils, cutlery, recycling, smart TV... > There must be an adult 21+ as part of your group unless previously discussed. > No one other than paying guests in the home without previous authorization. > Wiseacre can accommodate up to 14 overnight. Please discuss with your host. * Record Player & Vintage Vinyl, CD Player * Filtered Water/Ice * Wifi * Keyless Entry * Free Off-Street Parking * 420-friendly property * "Open arms policy." All are welcome at Wiseacre!