Welcome to Coastal Virginia's Wiseacre Estate! Tranquility & whimsy in 4,000sf Frank Lloyd Wright-inspired home-share on Lake Whitehurst. Privacy on 3 acres w/2 patios; 2 guest bedrooms w/en-suite bath; gourmet kitchen; all-season porch w/hot tub; work hub; off-street parking; 15 minutes from VB Oceanfront, 5 minutes from Chesapeake Bay. Families, friends, couples, solos, groups. Chill Superhost. NO CLEANING FEE! The space Welcome to Wiseacre Estate, an expansive Coastal Virginia retreat reminiscent of 1950s Las Vegas with a dollop of “Mad Men” tossed in. This whimsical 4,000 sf Mid-Century Modern pad provides a relaxing escape from the rat race, with 2 guest bedrooms & en-suite bath, a cavernous 800 sf great room, gourmet kitchen, dining table for 8, hot tub, porch and patios, all on one level. Dog-friendly. Rejuvenate on 3 acres of landscaped grounds directly on Lake Whitehurst (freshwater fishing). > Our award-winning Airbnb is a HOME-SHARE. This means your Superhost lives at the property. I spend the majority of time in my office, allowing you access to all spaces. Think of it as having a butler on-call in a fully stocked home. Please see our 495 five-star reviews! > 2 private bedrooms with queen beds, one with smart TV. They share an updated jack & jill bath w/step-in shower. Additional sleeping options for large families and groups of friends are available in the Great Room. > Full use of kitchen, appliances, utensils. Coffee & tea. > Hot Tub within all-season porch (robes provided), 2 outdoor terraces w/seating. > Keyless self-entry, WiFi, unlimited off-street parking. Amazon Alexa. > Curated furnishings, vintage collectibles and an ever-evolving art collection. > 420-friendly. Plenty of space outdoors to enjoy. > LOCATION: Virginia Beach oceanfront is a 15-minute drive. 5 minutes from Chesapeake Bay and Norfolk Botanical Garden; Richmond 90 minutes door to door; DC is 3 hours away. > FREE entrance to nearby Norfolk Botanical Garden for up to 6 guests! >PLEASE NOTE > NO VISITORS to the home other than those booked overnight, without discussing before.arrival. > Airbnb guests only. NO WEDDINGS OR EVENTS. > Sorry, Wiseacre is no longer pet-friendly. Too many dogs with social anxiety. Guest access Guests are invited to enjoy all public spaces across the 4,000 sf property: 650 sf Great Room, gourmet kitchen, dining room, 1.5 baths, patio & terrace and porch with hot tub. "My house is your home." Outdoors: 3 private acres on the lake, freshwater fishing, terraces, patios, outdoor seating & your opportunity to EXHALE... 420-friendly outdoors. During your stay > Your host Chuck is a 60ish gay guy who worked as a professional music journalist in NYC for 20 years. I grew up in Virginia, so I believe I offer a balance of affable and urban. And I'm always interested in your story, if you care to share. > Airbnb created the "sharing economy," thus, this is my home and I'm present during your stay. I'll show you around, help get you settled in... and then let you enjoy your privacy. Please scroll through our 495+ reviews. Other things to note > Local restaurants, taverns, groceries, shopping within minutes. The Wiseacre "Guidebook" is packed with suggestions. > Free high-speed Internet. > Keyless entry, with personalized code. > Smoking & vaping allowed outdoors. > Towels & Linens provided. Shampoo, conditioner, blow dryer, bidet, iron. > Parking: Private driveway with unlimited free, safe off-street parking. > Sparkling clean & sanitized, with 9 years of Superhost experience, 495 5-star reviews. > Minutes from I-64, Bay Bridge Tunnel, East Little Creek Naval Base, Ocean View, Norfolk Premium Outlets and IKEA. Norfolk International Airport is 5 minutes away. Uber/Lyft serves the region. Rental cars at the airport. > Sweet 8yo Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Charlotte is your co-host. She spends 99% of her time with me in my office, and will grant you privacy—or indulge belly rubs. > INSTA-RECAP BEDROOM 1: queen bed, smart TV, Alexa, closet, dresser BEDROOM 2: queen bed, work desk, Alexa, closet, dresser PRIVATE BATHROOM: Full bath between bedrooms, towels, blow dryer, shampoo/conditioner, bidet, all necessities LIVING AREA: 800 sf great room overlooking Lake Whitehurst, half bath DINING ROOM seating for 8+ KITCHEN: Use of gas convection range, microwave, 22 cu.ft. fridge/freezer with ice & filtered water, coffeemaker/Keurig; toaster, blender, gas grill, dishes/glassware, pots/pans, utensils, cutlery, recycling, smart TV... all yours to enjoy > There must be an adult 21+ as part of your group, unless previously discussed. > No one other than paying guests allowed in the home without previous authorization. > Wiseacre can accommodate up to 12 overnight. Please discuss with your host. * Record Player & Vintage Vinyl, CD Player * Welcome Guide/To Go Menus * Filtered Water/Ice * Wifi * Keyless Entry * Massive Free Off-Street Parking * 420-friendly property