Welcome to The most Retro Cool House out here! The Super 70s is a 10 acre desert retreat. The house is dripping in Psychedelic 70's Brady Bunch Good vibes, and sits at the base of the 350 foot Shadow Mountain, in an extremely private little cove, with no immediate neighbors . With a 6 person Catalina Spa Hot Tub and seperate natural Wood burning Fire Tub, for maximum relaxation and vibes! Come Desert/Vibes Max! with us, cheers! The space The Super 70s Joshua Tree Hacienda is a 10 acre High Desert retreat. The house sits at the base of a 350 foot Shadow Mountain, in an extremely private little cove. With government land on the north and east side of the property, and 10 acres to the south and west, the house has no immediate neighboring Houses. The house is dripping in Psychedelic 70's Brady Bunch Good vibes, and sits at the base of the 350 foot Shadow Mountain, in an extremely private little cove, with no immediate neighbors . The house was built in 1970 by a snowbird Canadian craftsman who really knew what he was doing, and clearly put all the care and love into building his dream home. The house has everything you could need and stays remarkably cool inside to the point that you really only need to turn on the AC on the hotter days. I have kept the house largely original and accentuated the 1970's design with period correct stylings through out. A NOTE ON STYLE. I LOVE almost all things 70's. With this house I really sought to recreate those 1970s memories and Vibes. So all the furnishings in the house are intentional that. Nothing is here by chance or neglect, on the contrary I went to great effort to find all the pieces to curate this space, and make this place what it is, a unique and authentic Time Machine experience. Yet amazingly we still get guests, that don't seem to "get" or understand this or appreciate it, and end up complaing about this or that not being "new" or "updated" leave reviews talking about how the decor was "dated", or "not modern", when thats the whole point!! So anyway to be clear, this home is NOT an "Update" "Renovated" modern style house, there are plenty of those out here, but this house is not that. So before you book with us, please be sure that this is the vibe and experience you want. If you want cookie cutter modern whatever, please go book that, and pass us by, but if you are a fan of this style and vibe you will freakin love it here! Its all about what sort of vibe/experience youre lookin for , so be realistic with yourself before we accept your reservation. If this kinda a place is not for you then please just move along. So with that said....lets continue.... this house is pure Hotel California vibes, and indeed the two big bedrooms with their big black out roll window shades really make you feel like you are staying in a cool old hotel. Both bedrooms have big comfy King-sized beds. Bedroom #2 that I call The Blue room has a separate outdoor entrance. The two bedrooms have what they call a Jack and Jill bathroom, that actually connect them. So you can either share this bathroom or lock one of the doors and then only one of the bedrooms can access it and then the other bedroom can make use of the other full bathroom with newly renovated full shower. Laundry machines are not intended for guests but if you want to use them please ask Crystal first and we may be able to accommodate you. The house is a super comfortable house, its a great hang and the kinda place you sorta dont want to go out from/leave. The living room is huge and has giant views of the surrounding valley and the mountains of Joshua Tree National Park to the south. The stereo has a vintage Marantz receiver with a great warm sound to it, and the turn table is there for you to enjoy, along with a descent little record collection to set the mood, or bring your own sounds. The living room has two very big couches that extra guests can sleep on or there is a queen size air-mattress in the closet that can be placed in the living room comfortably. In a small concession to modernity and creature comforts, we do have a small TV in the living room! (inside the TV cabinet) with a dvd player (along with a small selection of dvd's) and a Roku box with Netflix etc, you can use for Movie nights. Just sign into Netflix with your own account , and remember to sign out before you leave. Plus we do have Wifi too of course. The kitchen is big and has everything you need to cook and entertain with friends in the adjacent diningroom. Also the kitchen has a great breezeway bar that you can saddle up to for drinks (one of my favorite spots to hangout in the house). Or you can take it outside where the real magic is. The house has huge over-hanging porch roofs that provide wonderful shade all day long. There are several great seating areas on the shaded porches of the house for al fresco dinning. Also there is a propane BBQ's for grilling it up. Finally there is a huge enclosed back patio space for true out door living. HOT TUB SPA- We now have a 6 person Catalina Spa Jet Hot Tub which is on the back patio of the house and available for use year round. Power full jets and heats up fast. Pictures coming soon!! The FIRE TUB. This features a truely unique a wood burning Fire Hot Tub. This one of kind tub is 100% natural way to Hot Tub. They have these at El Cosmico in Marfa, but this one is the only one I know of in Joshua Tree. This thing is amazing you can use it just a cool/cold pool soaking tub during the hot days. Then at night or whenever, you can start a wood fire in the metal coil to heat this all natural Hot Tub. It does take two hours to get nice and hot but its really worth the wait and its such a unique experience to sit in the hot tub at night with the glow of the fire around you and the stars above. The tub is postioned out infront of the house inside the rock maze, so the views are fantastic, just please use common sense while making and maintaining your fire. THE STOKE TANK POOL - The Stoke tank pool is ONLY AVAILABLE from April through October, we take it down for the colder months so please be aware of that. Soak in the Super refreshing, Cold water, and filtered 8 foot Stock Tank Pool. Dip, soak, sun bath, repeat! ADDITIONAL NOTE - About shoes in the house. My wife is Japanese, and as such THE SUPER 70s is a NO SHOES INSIDE THE HOUSE POLICY. Please stick to that. Arigato gozaimasu!! Another important thing to note - Given that the house is fairly remote, and is set within rural natural surroundings , I have to point out that, although we make every effort to make sure that little critter friends don't get in the house, its a constant battle, especially since alot of guests just seem to leave the doors open all night, making it possible for any critter to just come on in. So Do NOT leave the doors of the house open at night, keep screen doors closed always, or you will likely have visitors, and not just bugs... so again By booking this listing you are accepting that this area is the home of all the various creatures that inhabit the desert, and it is you who is the guest in their "home". So if you are going to freak out if you see a mouse or a snake or any other creature that lives in the desert out here, then again this might not be the place for you. but that would go for Joshua Tree in general. So if all of the above sounds good to you then, I think you will LOVE it here, and we will be very happy to host you, cheers!! Guest access Guests have access to the entire house and surrounding 10 acre property, excepting the area in the immediate vicinity of the Moon Yacht Airstream, if guests are present. Also the mountain behind the house is government land but can be hiked up for really great views of the entire area. Other things to note Message me with your specific questions please. Registration details CESTRP-2020-01215