RetroRiverHouse FreeHeatedPoolSpa BGardens USF 4/2

Featured on HBO MAX "It's Florida, Man" episode 6. This 70"s Retro River House is the perfect retreat for your family or large group to gather & relax in a tranquil & friendly neighborhood. Designer wallpaper greets you from the dining room as you gaze out the bay window onto the expansive front lawn shaded by a canopy of grand oaks. Out back, you may just see wild parakeets drop by for happy hour! Take a dip in the pool with a vibrant mural for ambiance, sure to whisk you into vacation mode! The space 70's RETRO RIVER HOUSE🕺💃🪩Nestled under a canopy of grand oaks, sitting on nearly half an acre, across from the Hillsborough River, this 70's inspired Retro River House welcomes you. Be sure to check out our 5 day, weekly, 2 week, and monthly discounts! With a swanky 70's theme, in a Florida paradise, even Don Draper would give a nod to the swagger this space offers. 🍸 The open concept great room is comprised of the kitchen, family room, fireplace den, and dining area. The layout is designed to allow for a relaxing space for everyone to spread out while still being together. No need to sacrifice space, form, or function! This ensures that whether you're catching a game on ESPN, cooking, or scrolling through the plethora of arcade games, you won't miss any of the action. The 65” UHD TV can be seen from anywhere and carries all the live premium cable channels. The free grill and propane are also just steps away, ensuring the grill master can keep an eye on everything too! Next to the stove, you can find all the grilling tools needed, as well as a grilling platter and skewers for shrimp and veggies!. For all the pizza lovers, beneath the microwave, there is a pizza stone to ensure your crust perfection! The kitchen is fully stocked and includes salt, pepper, onion and garlic powder, balsamic vinegar, and olive oil, for your convenience #Adapted #WheelchairAccessible The Fireplace Den is stocked with books and games aplenty for those rainy afternoons or down times. The Arcade boasts every game you can think of, from Pac Man to Mortal Combat, Asteroids to Mario... it has ALL your favorite childhood video games!!! The room also sports a Foosball Table and wood burning fireplace for your enjoyment. Whether you relax into one of the 2 club chairs with a glass of wine and a book, or lay out the futon for snuggling and Scrabble, this room is made for comfy fun and games!! Feel like whipping up a feast? Chef and non-chef alike will be inspired by the beautiful, well stocked kitchen. The oversized island has seating for 4-6 and loads of prep space. The dining room seats 6 people but can accommodate up to 8. Enjoy the view from the bay window as ibis come to greet the day while snacking amongst the Florida violets lining the entry path outside the bay window. Prefer dining al fresco? Heat up the propane grill and enjoy the table, bench, and tree swing located on the front corner of the property or step out onto the screened-in lanai and pull up a chair to the dining table. If you're lucky, you might just see (and hear) the wild parakeets join you for happy hour as you play a game of Corn Hole by the HEATED POOL and hot tub, where you can take a dip while admiring the vibrant mural done by Florida artist Holly Culpepper - it's a sure way to kick off your vacation right! The heated pool is roughly 85 degrees in summer and roughly 89 degrees in winter/colder months. The hot tub runs at roughly 104 degrees year round. All 4 bedrooms are equipped with roku/roku enabled TVs and 100% cotton sheets We wash ALL blankets and linens after each and every guest! Guaranteed, freshly laundered blankets, linens, and towels, every one, every time!!! The wheelchair accessible master bedroom, with en suite bathroom (also wheelchair accessible), boasts a Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon theme and king size bed, as well as a desk and chair for all your work needs. The Con Flores bedroom will transport you back in time, with its flower power theme and corduroy pillows. In here, there's plenty of room, with a king bed and a twin over twin trundle bed. The first queen size bedroom has a Disco theme🪩🕺, sure to make you want to do the Hustle! The second queen size bedroom has more of a caravan feel, inspiring feelings of books like, On The Road, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, as well as the classic film, Easy Rider. Bring your 70's jive and join our vibe! The Retro River House awaits your tribe!!!🕺💃🪩 ENSURE GUEST COUNT IS CORRECT. PRICING SHOWN IS FOR IS THE STANDARD 8 GUESTS GUESTS 9 & 10 ARE SUBJECT TO A $50 FEE, PER PERSON, PER DAY. PLEASE ENSURE YOUR GUEST COUNT IS ACCURATE WHEN BOOKING TO SEE CORRECT PRICING. PLEASE ENSURE TO DOWNLOAD THE APP FOR EXPEDITIOUS HOST TO GUEST COMMUNICATION. Guest access PLEASE ENSURE TO DOWNLOAD THE APP FOR EXPEDITIOUS HOST TO GUEST COMMUNICATION. Guests will be able to access the entire house with the exception of the laundry room's maid's closet, storage sheds, and garage, in which we store supplies. Other things to note ENSURE GUEST COUNT IS CORRECT FOR CORRECT PRICING. PRICING IS FOR THE STANDARD 8 GUESTS. GUESTS 9 & 10 INCURR AN EXTRA FEE OF $50 PER PERSON, PER DAY. PLEASE ENSURE TO DOWNLOAD THE APP FOR EXPEDITIOUS HOST TO GUEST COMMUNICATION. We are wheelchair accessible (adapted) and are currently working on making it even more accommodating. We have 2 aluminum portable ramps for use to access all areas easily. If you have an accessibility need, in order to book, please reach out! We are happy to make accommodations to the best of our abilities! Yard is NOT fenced. House is NOT childproofed. Everything you need is within 2 miles! Tons of restaurants, fast food, grocery stores, as well as; a stand alone ER, walk in clinic, veterinarian, gym, salons, and much more. Nearby attractions and points of interest within 15 MINUTES: Busch Gardens - 3.7 mi/5.9 km Adventure Island - 3.2 mi/5.1km MOSI - 1.7 mi/2.7km Hard Rock - 5.9 hwy mi/9.4 km MidFL Amphitheater - 6.8 hwy mi/10.8 km Lettuce Lake Park - 4.2 mi/6.7 km USF - 1.9 mi/3 km VA - 3.9 mi/6.2 km Shriners -3.4 mi/5.4 km Moffitt Cancer Center - 3.5 mi/5.6 km I-75 is less than 2 miles (3.2 km) away, making for a fast commute to: I-4 - 5 minutes Brandon - 15 minutes Ybor - 20 minutes Downtown - 20 minutes Wesley Chapel - 20 minutes Channellside - 25 minutes Raymond James Stadium - 25 min Amalie Arena - 25 minutes Airport - 25 minutes Land O Lakes - 25 minutes Lakeland - 35 minutes Disney- 1 hour Sarasota - 1 hour Orlando - 1.5 hours