The GOAT Retreat - Fainting Goats + Epic Views!

✨Welcome to Fainting Goat Mountain— aka the G.O.A.T! This fully renovated luxury mountaintop cabin sits on 2+ acres with stunning 270° long-range Blue Ridge views and its own herd of 11 adorable fainting goats overlooking the Cane River. Perfect for families, kids, and anyone seeking a unique, interactive mountain escape. Visit the goats—and yes, they sometimes “faint”! The space Fainting Goat Mountain – Pet Friendly Luxury Cabin + Hot Tub + 270° Views + Friendly Fainting Goats: Wake up above the clouds at Fainting Goat Mountain (aka “The G.O.A.T.”) — a fully renovated luxury cabin on 2.2 private mountaintop acres featuring breathtaking 270° Blue Ridge views, a private herd of 15 adorable fainting goats, 6-person hot tub, 1GB fiber internet, game room, and family-friendly treehouse with playground net over the goats. Perfect for families, couples, and groups seeking a one-of-a-kind mountain escape just minutes from Asheville’s best hiking, breweries, and scenic drives. Why Guests Love Fainting Goat Mountain: • Private mountaintop setting with panoramic 270° long-range Blue Ridge views • Unique on-site herd of 15 fainting goats overlooking the Cane River 🐐 • 6-person CalSpas luxury hot tub with stunning mountain views • Ultra-fast 1GB fiber internet + strong cell service • Family-friendly treehouse + playground net overlooking the goats • Game room with ping pong, shuffleboard, darts & cornhole • Pet-friendly (dogs or cats under 50 lbs) • 360° virtual tour available so you can explore before booking Luxury Cabin with Space to Relax & Recharge: This newly renovated rustic retreat blends upscale comfort with authentic mountain charm. Enjoy breathtaking vistas from multiple bedrooms and the great room, along with premium furnishings designed for restful stays. Premium comforts include: • Sealy Posturepedic & Serta iComfort mattresses • 1,800-thread-count Mellanni linens • Turkish cotton towels & luxury bath products • Smart TVs throughout the home • Cozy gas fireplaces inside and out for cool mountain evenings Outdoor Living Designed for Connection: Experience mountain living at its finest with multiple outdoor gathering spaces: • Expansive wrap-around porch with rocking chairs & panoramic views • Flagstone patio with Trex seating & stone benches • Gazebo overlooking the goats and Cane River valley • Gas firepits & Weber grill for memorable evenings • Rustic pergola with ambient LED lighting • Granite boulder landscaping & natural river rock accents Fully Equipped Kitchen & Dining: Prepare meals with ease in a fully stocked kitchen featuring granite countertops, hammered copper farmhouse sink, GE appliances, coffee makers (ground + K-cup), toaster, and everything needed for family dining. A second lower-level kitchen with refrigerator provides added convenience for larger groups. Ideal Location Near Asheville’s Best Attractions: Enjoy peaceful seclusion while staying close to top destinations- • Downtown Burnsville – 10 minutes • Asheville – 35 minutes • Blue Ridge Parkway – 40 minutes • Appalachian Trail – 25 minutes • Hatley Pointe Ski Resort – 25 minutes • Linville Falls – 40 minutes • Mount Mitchell – 1 hour • Pisgah National Forest – 27 minutes Pet Friendly Mountain Retreat: Bring up to two well-behaved pets (dogs or cats under 50 lbs). Pets must remain leashed outdoors and are not permitted inside goat enclosures. Perfect for: • Family vacations • Romantic mountain getaways • Unique group trips • Nature lovers • Remote workers seeking fast WiFi with inspiring views • Guests looking for a memorable experience beyond a typical cabin stay Book your stay at Fainting Goat Mountain today and experience why guests call this property a truly unforgettable Blue Ridge escape. Availability fills quickly — reserve your dates now and start planning your next mountain getaway! Guest access Guests will have keycode access to the property via private gate, and may access all areas of the property, except for the goat enclosures.