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Tropical Hideout for Lovers | Zero Drama, Max Chill🌴 ⍨ 40m² bungalow: your kingdom ⍨ 1000m² shared garden: where plants gossip ⍨ 12×4m pool: huge and glorious ➤ One AC bedroom w/ stone bathroom = rustic glam ➤ Kitchenette (no stove = no cooking fights) ➤ Private terrace w/ 180° garden views = peak holiday vibes ➤ Breakfast 7:30–10 — arrive hungry, leave happy ✦ Wi-Fi fast enough ✦ Scooter = freedom (unless you love sweating) ✦ Peaceful, unless roosters form a band  zUxiH The space ⇝ Welcome to our little slice of tropical chaos at Balangan Beach! ⇜ ----- Tucked away in the locals-only pocket of Balangan, you’ll find fine white sand, uncrowded surf, and the occasional rooster who thinks 4 AM is party time. ----- Shops & restaurants? 5 minutes away. Peace & quiet? Also here — unless the neighbor’s chicken is feeling expressive. ----- ⋙ 3 Things You’ll LOVE About Our Place: ⋘ ✔ Sparkling shared pool — Insta-worthy ✔ 7 min to the beach — or channel your inner explorer with 7+ more nearby ✔ Our resto feeds you like your grandma, but with less guilt and more sambal ----- ⋙ 2 Things You Might Not Love (but hey, we’re real): ⋘ ✘ Check-out is 11 AM. Sorry, we don’t make the rules. Oh wait — we do. Still 11. ✘ Roosters & village dogs = your unsolicited morning alarm. Welcome to nature, baby. ----- Daily Life at the Villa: ≋ Eco-cleaning products, because karma is real ≋ Linen & towels change every 4 days (or earlier if drama occurs) ≋ Daily cleaning 9–4 (except Sundays = bin day only, we nap too) ≋ Want cleaning while chilling inside? Head to the pool and give us a sign — staff doesn’t bite (unless they skipped lunch) ≋ Garden & pool cleaned daily. Except Mondays. Even trees need a day off. ≋ Staff? Ninja-level invisible. ----- 🐾 The Cats: Amber, Coco & Ocean Sometimes cuddly, sometimes aloof, always judging. You’re in their home now. Respect the fluff. ----- So pack light. Bring your chill. Forget your diet. We’ve got waffles, sunshine, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime. See you in the jungle. — Bali Mynah Villas 🌴🧇😎 Guest access You, our fabulous guests, have full access to your private bungalow, all amenities, and the garden paradise beyond. That includes our sparkling SHARED pool, sun-soaked terrace, and the resto — where breakfast is on the house, and brunch/lunch/dinner is on your bill (but totally worth it). ------ So go ahead — swim like nobody's watching, sunbathe like you're on a tropical runway, and eat like you're on vacation (because, well, you are). ------ Make yourself at home… just don’t rearrange the furniture. 😉 Other things to note ❣❣❣ DO NOT BOOK US IF... ❣❣❣ (A friendly warning, lovingly marinated in sarcasm and sunshine) ----- 1. You scream at bugs. Welcome to Bali, where the geckos do yoga on your ceiling and ants form secret societies. Yes, frogs may sing moist lullabies at 2AM — it’s their mating season, not ours. Our pool is clean but chlorine-light (sorry frogs, not sorry). We relocate them. They come back. We respect their hustle. 👉 Please don’t ask us to murder innocent tropical wildlife. They were here first. ----- 2. You’re allergic to barking. Every home here comes with a free dog. It’s a village perk. They bark. At you, at scooters, at nothing. They protect. They judge. They’re also 98% noise, 2% cuddles. No one’s been bitten… unless you count love bites from Bali sunsets. ----- 3. You can’t or won’t ride a scooter. We’re near beaches, not boutiques. Closest beach = 7 min on scooter. Without one, you’ll be left bonding with chickens and warungs. Uber? Not here. But GOJEK & GRAB are your new besties. ----- 👉 If any of these make you sweat — no worries, we’re not offended. Better to swipe left now than leave a moody review later. We like honesty. And peace. And frogs. BUT IF YOU’RE... Cool with critters, confident on two wheels, and down for a little Bali chaos — welcome. We’ll do our best to make your stay weirdly wonderful. ----- NOTES for the Nerds (aka us): ➽ No 10.5% service fee — we cover it like champs ➽ No deposit — just don’t burn the curtains ➽ 11% tax — sorry, Bali said so ➽ Cleaning Fee = $5–10 → goes directly to our staff because tips are cute in theory, rare in practice ----- Still here? Perfect. Clearly, you’re the bold, slightly chaotic tropical hero who can survive cats judging your every move, frogs demanding midnight concerts, and Wi-Fi that sometimes naps. 🌴🐱