Sassy & Relax Stay Ξ Where Minimal Feels Like Home

🌴 Designed Bungalow | Rural Peace, Zero Pretending ⍨ 40m² for max-level couple comfort ⍨ 1000m² garden (shared with chill people & geckos) ⍨ 12×4m pool — not Olympic, but deeply refreshing ➤ AC bedroom + stone bathroom = jungle luxury ➤ Roofed kitchenette (because outdoor coffee = vacation) ➤ Private terrace w/ 180° of tropical drama ➤ Breakfast 7:30–10 (you can show up in pajamas) ✦ Wi-Fi fast enough ✦ Scooter highly recommended ✦ Romance guaranteed, bugs optional 7KFQw The space ⇝ Welcome to our hidden gem near Balangan Beach — locals-only, unspoilt sand, curling waves, and just enough peace to make you forget your emails… unless a rooster disagrees. ⇜ ----- ⋙ 3 Things You’ll Probably Actually Love: ⋘ ✔ 1. Sparkling SHARED pool — perfect for selfies, cannonballs, or suspiciously floating snacks ✔ 2. 7 min to the nearest beach, 10–25 min to seven more — a beach buffet for the adventurous ✔ 3. Our resto — delicious food that might make you reconsider your life choices ----- ⋙ 2 Things That Might Annoy You (But We’re Honest): ⋘ ✘ 1. Check-out by 11 AM — tragic, we know ✘ 2. Roosters & dogs = your morning alarm. No snooze button, only village vibes 🐓🐕 ----- ≋ Daily Life in the Villa: ♻ Eco-friendly cleaning — good karma included 🛏 Linen & towels refreshed every 4 days (or earlier if drama occurs) 🧹 Daily cleaning (Sundays = trash only) — staff are invisible ninjas 🏊 Garden & pool cleaned daily (except Mondays — even plants need a break) 🐾 Resident cats Amber, Coco & Ocean may supervise your stay. Or ignore you. They’re cats. Deal with it. ----- 🌴 Stay, swim, nap, repeat — and don’t be surprised if a cat joins your meditation session. We can’t wait to welcome you, share laughs, and help you make unforgettable memories in our little tropical hideaway! — Bali Mynah Villas 🌴🧇😎 Guest access 🏡 Your bungalow, garden, pool, and sunny terrace are officially yours — don’t let it go to your head. 🍳 FREE breakfast (selected menu), PAID meals if you like pretending you’re a food critic. 🐾 Resident cats may supervise your sunbathing or steal your spot. 🌴 Lounge, swim, nap, repeat. Consider it your new daily routine. Other things to note ❣❣❣ DO NOT BOOK US IF: ❣❣❣ 1. Insects & small critters terrify you. Welcome to our tropical garden 🐜🦎 — it’s gorgeous, but home to ants, geckos (mosquito assassins), frogs (pool DJs), and spiders. Asking us to evict them? Nope. They pay rent in charm. 🌧 Rainy season = frogs performing very loud love songs at night. Sleep optional. ----- 2. Dogs make you nervous. Our village has loyal watchdogs. Barking is their cardio. Sometimes they bark at scooters moving too slowly. Attacks? Zero in 7 years. Consider it authentic Balinese soundtrack. 🐕🎶 ----- 3. Scooters terrify you or you refuse to hire Gojek/Grab/Bluebird. Scooter = survival gear. Closest beach 7 min, another 7 beaches 10–20 min. Walking? Only a few local warungs left open post-pandemic. 🛵 ----- If any of the above scares you, please find another place — we’ll avoid disappointment, you’ll avoid a review-of-regret 😅 ----- If you’re brave enough: Congratulations! You’re in for an unforgettable stay. Our team will cater to your every whim (within reason) 🌴✨ ----- Money & fees: ➽ No 10.5% service fee — we pay it ➽ No deposit — just respect our village vibes ➽ Income tax 11% — even paradise has paperwork ➽ Cleaning fee $5-8 — goes 100% to our hardworking housekeepers, who almost always deserve a tip you might forget ----- Still here? Perfect. Clearly, you’re the kind of brave, slightly crazy, tropical enthusiast who can survive our cats, frogs, and questionable Wi-Fi. 🌴🐱🐸