Tranquility & Chicky Villa Ξ Where Chill Pay Rent

Kid-friendly. Parent-approved. Gecko-watching included. Your family’s escape, minus the chaos. --- Peaceful spot to do absolutely nothing... and call it wellness. ⍨ Villa: 50m² of calm & 400m² tropical garden 6×3m pool — might be small&shared but sassy ➢private AC bedroom & bathroom ➢Kitchenette NO STOVE (you're welcome) ➢ Coffee equip, drinking water ➢ 180° terrace view = max chill ➢Breakfast 7:30–10am (we rise, so you don’t have to) Wi-Fi? Fast enough. Safe area (geckos not incl.) xaZ68 The space ⇝ Welcome to our little slice of tropical chaos at Balangan Beach! ⇜ ----- Tucked away in the locals-only pocket of Balangan, you’ll find fine white sand, uncrowded surf, and the occasional rooster who thinks 4 AM is party time. ----- Shops & restaurants? 5 minutes away. Peace & quiet? Also here — unless the neighbor’s chicken is feeling expressive. ----- ⋙ 3 Things You’ll LOVE About Our Place: ⋘ ✔ Sparkling shared pool — Insta-worthy ✔ 7 min to the beach — or channel your inner explorer with 7+ more nearby ✔ Our resto feeds you like your grandma, but with less guilt and more sambal ----- ⋙ 2 Things You Might Not Love (but hey, we’re real): ⋘ ✘ Check-out is 11 AM. Sorry, we don’t make the rules. Oh wait — we do. Still 11. ✘ Roosters & village dogs = your unsolicited morning alarm. Welcome to nature, baby. ----- Daily Life at the Villa: ≋ Eco-cleaning products, because karma is real ≋ Linen & towels change every 4 days (or earlier if drama occurs) ≋ Daily cleaning 9–4 (except Sundays = bin day only, we nap too) ≋ Want cleaning while chilling inside? Head to the pool and give us a sign — staff doesn’t bite (unless they skipped lunch) ≋ Garden & pool cleaned daily. Except Mondays. Even trees need a day off. ≋ Staff? Ninja-level invisible. ----- 🐾 The Cats: Amber, Coco & Ocean Sometimes cuddly, sometimes aloof, always judging. You’re in their home now. Respect the fluff. ----- So pack light. Bring your chill. Forget your diet. We’ve got waffles, sunshine, and enough sarcasm to last a lifetime. See you in the jungle. — Bali Mynah Villas 🌴🧇😎 Guest access You, our fabulous guests, have full access to your private bungalow, all amenities, and our tropical garden jungle. That includes the sparkling SHARED pool (please wear a swimsuit), the sun-drenched terrace (perfect for dramatic morning coffees), and our resto — where breakfast is on the house, and everything else is on… your bill. But hey, it’s tasty enough to forgive us. ----- So swim like nobody’s judging (but we might), sunbathe like a lizard on vacation, and eat like calories don’t count in Bali (they don’t, right?). ----- Make yourself at home — just maybe don’t move the furniture… Feng Shui is fragile. 😉 Other things to note ❣❣❣ DO NOT BOOK US IF... ❣❣❣ (A friendly warning, lovingly marinated in sarcasm and sunshine) ----- 1. You scream at bugs. Welcome to Bali, where geckos do yoga on your ceiling and ants host secret raves. Yes, frogs may sing moist lullabies at 2AM — it’s their mating season, not ours. Our pool is clean but chlorine-lite (frogs love that, sorry not sorry). We catch and release them. They return. We admire their loyalty. 👉 Please don’t ask us to assassinate innocent tropical wildlife. They were here first. ----- 2. You’re allergic to barking. Every home here includes a complimentary dog. Village bonus. They bark. At scooters. At shadows. At their own feelings. They protect. They judge. They're 98% noise, 2% cuddles. No one’s ever been bitten... unless you count by the Bali sunset. That one stings a little. ----- 3. You can’t or won’t ride a scooter. We’re near beaches, not boutiques. Closest beach = 7 min on scooter. No scooter? Expect quality time with chickens and small talk with the warung guy. Uber? Nope. But GOJEK & GRAB will save you. ----- 👉 If this list makes you itchy — totally fine. Better to swipe left now than post a dramatic review later. We like honesty. And frogs. ----- BUT IF YOU’RE... Cool with critters, comfy on two wheels, and into a little tropical chaos — welcome. We’ll make your stay weirdly wonderful. ----- ✨ EXTRAS for the Fancy Life: 🏍 Scooter rental 🌼 Balinese massages (the good kind) 🍲 Homecooked feasts from our resto → Modest prices. Big flavor. Minimal drama. ----- NOTES for the Nerds (aka us): ➽ No 10.5% service fee — we swallow it like champs ➽ No deposit — just don’t burn the curtains ➽ 11% tax — we hate it too, Bali rules ➽ Cleaning Fee = $5–10 → straight to staff (because tips are rare unicorns) ----- Still here? Book us! You’re clearly the frog-tolerant, barefoot-adventurer type we adore.