🌞🏖️ **Chillax with our 2024 Savings! Score up to 35% off on 2024 stays secured before March 2024.**** Planning a month-long escapade? Enjoy 35% off auto-magically. Need a longer getaway? We're masters of the extended vacay universe. Our 5-Star ratings? They're the high-fives we give ourselves. 🙌🌟 Introducing The Retreat - Where Coziness Meets Lakeside Vibes! Get ready to chill at our laid-back Airbnb, designed for ultimate relaxation. 🍔 Kitchen Caper-Ready: Our kitchen is up-to-date and ready for your culinary antics. Whether you're a Gordon Ramsay in the making or a microwave maestro, we've got you covered. 🛏️ Siesta-Approved Bedrooms: Unwind in our comfy bedrooms. And yes, the ergonomic bathroom is there for your convenience – no gymnastics required. ☀️ Patio Shenanigans: Soak up some sun on our patio while catching sneak peeks of Lake Stevens. Coffee in the morning, sunbathing by day, and marshmallow roasting by the fire pit at night – it's your call. 🏡 Backyard Escapades: The backyard comes with a patio cover, so you can "work from nature." And, if you feel like being a beach bum, Lake/Beach access is just a hop, skip, and a jump away at Lundeen Park. 🧺 Laundry Funnies: We've got fresh towels, linens, and the basics sorted. There's even a washer and dryer – because clean socks are underrated. 📶 Wi-Fi Wonderland: Our lightning-fast Wi-Fi lets you connect with the world (or just binge-watch cat videos). 🌲 Nature Nooks: For the adventurous souls, hiking, skiing, and water sports are all in the area. And when couch-potato mode is ON, our living room and main bedroom is armed with Apple TV, Amazon Firestick, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. Including 3 Alexa’s. Ready to ditch the ordinary and dive into awesome? The Retreat is your ticket to an escape like no other. Cozy vibes, lakeside magic, and a touch of quirkiness await. Don't wait, book now and let the adventure begin! 🌊🏡🎉 Welcome to the “Lower Level Lair” 🏰 – your very own secret hideout beneath our home! No need to worry about unwanted visits from the folks upstairs 🙅‍♂️ – it’s like having your own underground kingdom. We’ve equipped this lair with the latest tech wizardry 🧙‍♂️: a coded door lock that even Gandalf would be envious of 🔐, and an ADT security system that’s more vigilant than a hawk eyeing its prey 🦅. But wait, there’s more! Feast your eyes on the majestic Lake Stevens 🌊, conveniently located right across the street 🚶‍♀️. For the aquatic adventurers 🏊‍♂️, Lundeen Park is just a short stroll away – no swim fins required 🩲. Got an electric steed 🚗? We’ve got you covered with an Level 2 EV Charger fit for a superhero’s ride 🦸‍♂️. Your electric vehicle will be charged and ready to save the day in no time ⚡! Now, a word of caution ⚠️: we, the humble overlords of the upper realm 👑, do dwell above the “Lair.” Our two wise senior pups 🐶 occasionally join in the chorus of life 🎶. So while we promise not to launch any midnight tap-dancing parties 💃🕺, a stray bark or pitter patter might remind you that the kingdom above is very much alive 🐾. Your privacy is like a treasure chest to us – we guard it with ninja-level skills 🥋🕵️‍♂️! Living directly above, but fear not – there are no secret trapdoors or hidden tunnels to invade your turf 🚪🕳️. Need some entertainment or just fancy a chat? We're the masters of hilarious banter and socializing 🎉🗣️, ready to bond with wanderers from every nook and cranny of this peculiar planet 🌏. Send us a message on Airbnb, a text, or go old-school and ring us up 📲☎️. We're at your service, making sure your stay is as memorable as a unicorn riding a unicycle 🦄🎪! Welcome to the captivating wonderland of Lake Stevens – a year-round stunner, but the summer is its time to truly shine ☀️🏞️! Nestled right across from this liquid gem, our location is a dream come true for all you water-loving souls. Fancy a lakeside escape? You're only a few blocks away from living the Lundeen Park life 🚣‍♀️🏊‍♂️. But hold onto your snow caps, because Stevens Pass for skiing is a mere hour's jaunt, and the enchanting realm of Seattle awaits in just 30 minutes 🏔️🌆. Got an itch for culture or shopping therapy? The Museum of Flight, Everett Airport (PAE), Tulalip Casino, and Seattle Premium Outlets are all a convenient 15-minute ride away 🛫🎰🛍️. And if everyday essentials are on your radar, Frontier Village is your one-stop haven just around the corner 🛒🍔. Oh, and for all the bulk-buying champs, a shiny new Costco awaits just 3 miles south of your retreat 🛒🥦. So, buckle up – adventure, convenience, and scenery are all on the horizon! 🚗🌄 While having your own set of wheels is a slice of freedom, fear not if you're car-less – we've got you covered! A mere 5-minute stroll will lead you to a bus stop, where Route 280 becomes your magic carpet to Everett and beyond 🚌✨. For those who prefer a more modern approach to transportation, Uber and Lyft are at your service right at our doorstep 🚗🚕. So whether you're cruising in your car or embracing the world of ride-sharing, your journey to adventure is paved with options! 🛤️🚀 Calling all four-legged adventurers 🐾🐾! Bring your furballs on an epic journey – we've got room for up to 3 of your furry companions 🐶🐱🐾. They're VIPs, so there's a small extra $25 per night per pet(or $400/month per pet) – think of it as the "Pawsome Guests" fee 🦴💰. Any questions? Drop us a line! We're all about equal opportunity dog cuddles 🤗, so no breed restrictions or puppy discrimination here 🚫🐕🚫. Just make sure your pup knows their manners and is well-versed in the art of indoor potty breaks 🏠🚽. Heads up: two golden oldies, masters in the art of doggy diplomacy, reign supreme upstairs 🐾👑. They roam the premises, but don't worry – they're friendly as can be. If you're more of a cat person or just a tad dog-phobic, give us the lowdown – we're here to ensure your stay is a fear-free zone 🐶❤️🙅‍♂️.