The Upper Room: Small town 5-star apartment

Furnished apartment, full kitchen, private entrance over a home, off-street parking; ONE full-size bed. Sofas (NOT sofa-bed), cot available. Electric heat, WiFi. NOT disabled accessible. Also, not for persons over 6'4", built by short people! Off-road parking available BEHIND house. For those with allergies: please note the house is next to a mountain and lots of "nature." Pets are also welcome. The space One flight of outside STAIRS to private apartment entrance; refrigerator, stove, microwave, bathroom with dryer, tub and shower. Access to laundry for a fee. Guest access Must enter a gate, cross yard to reach a flight of stairs. Full apartment is yours. Small town amenities. Other things to note 6 miles from I-81; Pizza/Italian restaurant 3 blocks away, pub/restaurant 1 mile away, mini-market on the next block; 45 min from Hersheypark, 1 hr from Harrisburg- state capital, 30 min away from Appalachian Trail, 6 miles from off-roading facility, 10 min walk to local park and public pool, most roads appropriate for bicycles.