Zen & Serenity Villa 彡*Where Peace Lost Its Keys*彡

Minimalist Villa for 3 Friends Perfect spot to do nothing and call it healing. ➤ 50m² of calm chill in shared garden ➤ Private bedroom, AC, ensuite bathroom ➤ Private patio w/ kitchenette (no stove, you’re welcome), dinning area&comfy sofa ➤ 180° pool-view terrace for peak relaxation ➤ 6×3m shared pool (kinda small but mighty refreshing) + 400m² lush garden ➤ Free breakfast 7:30–10am (we do mornings, you don’t have to) ➤ Wi-Fi: fast enough ➤ Safe area (unless you fear geckos) gPnkx The space ⇝ Welcome to our slice of tropical chaos nearby Balangan Beach! Because traveling in threes shouldn't mean sharing a double bed. We've got space, AC, and breakfast for everyone.⇜ Nearby: Shops & restaurants just 5 min away. Peace & quiet: Right outside your door—unless the neighbor’s chicken has opinions. ------ ⋙ 3 Things You’ll LOVE: ⋘ ✔ Sparkling shared pool (your Insta will thank you) ✔ 7 min to the beach + 7+ more beaches to explore ✔ Fresh menu resto that beats your grandma’s cooking (shh!) ✔ 3. Our fresh menu resto will feed you better than your grandma (but don’t tell her). ------ ⋙ 2 Things You Might NOT Love (but hey, honesty is sexy): ⋘ ✘ 1. Check-out is by 11 AM. We know. Tragic. ✘ 2. Roosters & dogs might greet your sunrise before coffee does. But hey — this is the countryside, not the Ritz. ------ Daily Life at the Villa: ≋ ♻ Eco-friendly cleaning — good karma only ≋ Linen & towels change every 4 days (or earlier if drama occurs) ≋ Daily cleaning 9–4 (except Sundays = bin day only, we nap too) ≋ Want cleaning while chilling inside? Head to the pool and give us a sign — staff doesn’t bite (unless they skipped lunch) ≋ Garden & pool cleaned daily. Except Mondays. Even trees need a day off. ≋ Staff? Ninja-level invisible. ------ 🐾 Bonus Feature: Resident cats Amber, Coco or Ocean may grace you with attention. Or not. They’re cats. Deal with it. 🐾 ------ Bring your sunnies, bring your appetite, and definitely bring your chill. We’ve got sunshine, sass, and waffles that make you question your life choices. See you in the jungle — Bali Mynah Villas 🌴🧇 Guest access 🌞 You now control the bungalow, garden, shared pool, and all terrace vibes. 🍽 FREE breakfast — our way of saying “good morning, human,” and PAID meals for when you want to be fancy. 🐾 Cats are unofficial life coaches; they may offer advice in silent judgment. 🛋 Swim, nap, repeat… optional: stare at roosters and question your life choices. Other things to note ❣❣❣ DO NOT BOOK US IF... ❣❣❣ (A friendly warning, wrapped in tropical sarcasm) ------ 1. You’re TERRIFIED of bugs or small animals. Yes, we’re in paradise. But paradise comes with geckos doing push-ups on the wall, ants throwing invisible parties, and frogs yelling love songs at 2AM during rainy season. Our pool is clean, but chlorine-lite — frogs like that too. We do catch and release them. They do come back. They're loyal like that. If your version of a tropical holiday includes zero insects, we suggest booking a spaceship to Mars. 👉 Please don’t ask us to kill them. We live with them. You can close your doors, grab a bug spray, or join the gecko appreciation club. ------- 2. You’re afraid of DOGS. Welcome to the village — every home has its own four-legged security team. They bark. That’s their CV. They might bark if you walk past, or ride a scooter slowly (they hate indecision). But relax — in over 7 years of hosting, no one has ever been bitten. (Except emotionally. By the sunset. That one bites hard.) ------- 3. You don’t ride a SCOOTER, and don’t plan to use GOJEK / GRAB / taxi. We love it here, but it’s not downtown Ubud. We’re surrounded by beaches — 7 of them, actually — all within 10–20 min by scooter. On foot? You’ll find a few local warungs and probably some goats. If you’re expecting Starbucks around the corner, let us gently say: not gonna happen. 👉 If any of these sound like deal-breakers, no hard feelings. Truly. It’s better for both of us to avoid disappointment (you know, like your last blind date). ----- If you do book and leave a bad review about frogs, ants, or "why no café next door" — we’ll cry. Into a coconut. Dramatically. ------ BUT… If you’re cool with nature, scooters, village vibes and the occasional animal serenade — you’re our kind of human. Our team will do their best to make your stay special, smooth, and full of smiles. ------ EXTRAS (Because life is better with waffles and massages): 🏍 Scooter Rental 🌺 Balinese Massages 🍛 Homecooked Lunch/Dinner in our fresh menu resto ✺ All available for a small fee — big taste, big love. 📱 Scan the QR code in your room for the full price list. ------ NOTES (aka The Fine Print, but fun): ➽ We DON’T charge the usual 10.5% service fee. Airbnb takes 15% — we swallow that for you (you’re welcome). ➽ No deposit fee — just be decent humans, please. ➽ Yes to 11% tax — Bali rules, not ours. ➽ Cleaning Fee = $5–10 → goes directly to our hardworking local staff, because guests always forget to tip (oops). ------ Still reading? Wow, we already like you. See you soon in our slightly wild, slightly weird, but wonderfully warm little corner of Bali. 🌴